barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!
Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!
Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j
You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people — no skipping!
was tagged by @metalgearemily
1 Sapphire (perturbator version) - Alcest
2 Money - Michael Kiwanuka
3 Fucked with an anchor - alestorm
4 El buho - blanco white
5 Amazonia - gojira
6 You can do magic - america
7 Interstellar dust - paraelous
8 Dream girls - moses gun collective
9 Castle maze - filmmaker
10 An Erisian Autumn - Angel Vivaldi
@takamoris @aniki-price @egirlbutternubs @ifitsgrayitshealthyforyou @chadfarsight @dysphoric-sheep-wife @zzzzsman @tinyorcenthusiast @givemethebeanboyandfreemysoul and anyone else that wants to do this none of you have to btw
atm there is a variety
1 Visigoth
2 Some Welsh lullaby
3 wind rose
4 Birds with Broken Wings by ben caplan
5 Massacre of El Kuroke by the Dead South
6 Jonathan Young and his many songs
7 Weezer
8 The Protomen
9 Sinners by Barns Courtney
10 Jorn Lande & Trond Holter present Dracula - Swing Of Death (2015)
I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in
I forgot to share this on the right day but still important anniversary.
reblogging with credit: Eboni Hogan @the_wreckshop on instagram.
I FORGOT I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON THIS NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I JUST RAN OVER A BIRD
This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.
Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.
i love this genre of optimism posting so much. more of this please
Not enough people know the Mormons believe Native Americans are Jewish people who turned away from God and got cursed by having their skin darkened, or that Mormons literally have Manifest Destiny right there in the text, no extrapolation. I’m not Native at all, but frankly, it’s one of the most disgusting things of that faith that caused me to utterly reject it. It is a vile religion that is white supremacist to its very core.
I know most everyone sees Mormons only as annoying missionaries who won’t get out of your face (including in the third world, where missionary work is a vital part of the colonization process), and some folks vaguely know they’re also big homophobes, and that is true, but they’re so much worse than, eh, “only” all that. They’re rabidly anti-communist, highly patriarchal, incredibly homophobic and transphobic, and highly nationalist - obedience to the state is one of their articles of faith, and it isn’t in there as a token gesture so they can get into most any country unmolested, either.
To be sure, most Mormons aren’t Nazis and don’t have favorable views of Nazis, but they are about as reactionary as Nazis, particularly with their obedience to the church hierarchy. Mormons like the conservative who hates everyone the fascists hate, but hates the fascists because “I’m an American, and we Americans love democracy and hate fascists,” obviously knowing nothing about, say, Chile in 1973, or how NATO was totally cool all that time working with Spain while Franco was still in charge, or how American industrialists coordinated with the Nazis before the war, or literally anything about the deeper history of America and fascism. But whether they know how fascist they are or not, they’re comfortable doing fascism, and a hiccup away from realizing they really do fundamentally agree with fascism, so long as their “prophet” is in charge.
I guess what I’m saying is, by all means, poke fun at Mormons, and make jokes about them. They really are ridiculous, and I agree as someone who was, unfortunately, raised as one. But they’re not only a joke, they’re also a threat wherever they are in numbers.
A note on mormon beliefs about natives: they believe that by marrying natives and having children with us that they can “restore” us to our supposed previous esteem.
A small excerpt from one of Joseph Smiths “revelations”
“For it is my will, that in time, ye should take unto you wives of the Lamanites and Nephites, that their posterity may become white, delightsome and Just”
i was raised mormon + its genuinely horrifying. like
they also own the Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii and several elementary and secondary schools in mexico and the pacific islands. given the information previously provided in this post, this is particularly alarming.
during the obama romney election the leaders of the church sent out a letter to be read in every congregation that was like…remember to vote in a way that god would appreciate or else :) he may be upset w you :)
they also have $32 billion in business assets that they handle through church-owned finance companies (look up Deseret Management Corporation) so they don’t have to report their expenses. their holdings include swaths of land in utah, america’s 14th largest radio chain, and utah’s largest newspaper. oh and they’re just sitting on SO MUCH FUCKING LAND WHY DO HTYE OWN SO MUCH LAND????
tl;dr: the church’s racist rhetoric doesn’t just encourage racism in its members. church assets are actively used to “educate” + convert indigenous people and maintain political control in utah
Ants be like that
I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They’d stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didn’t recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty… and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.
Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didn’t stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony
i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible
Spread these too ✨LAWNS ARE DYING REPOST TO KILL THEM FASTER
my mom was talking to me about fireflies so here's another one to evulgate through various social media sites
WHY ISNT THERE A DRINK CALLED A 9/11 IT WOULD SLAY
if i were the president i would make sure every bar in america offered a drink called a 9/11 i don’t know what’d it be but i think it’s my right as an american to drink it
Wait, so, my coworker and i discussed this. It would be served in a large gravy boat. Two tall thin shot glasses filled with fireball whiskey would sit in the boat. meanwhile the boat would be filled with aviators gin
and after you do the first shot everyone screams THERES A SECOND PLANE and you have to do the second shot
Then you must chug the whole boat!
WHY ISNT THERE A DRINK CALLED A 9/11 IT WOULD SLAY
if i were the president i would make sure every bar in america offered a drink called a 9/11 i don’t know what’d it be but i think it’s my right as an american to drink it
Wait, so, my coworker and i discussed this. It would be served in a large gravy boat. Two tall thin shot glasses filled with fireball whiskey would sit in the boat. meanwhile the boat would be filled with aviators gin
hi what do you think of [leading question trying to get you to say something i can use against you]?
oh! i think [answer rattled off in about two seconds that doesn't account for every possible counterpoint or life experience every person might have, which will later be interpreted as a statement vaguely referencing some discourse i have never heard of and don't care about]
oh! so you [worst faith interpretation of your answer with a sense of hyperbolic importance outside my specific echochamber]
wtf no?? obviously [incredibly defensive response that is then construed as further evidence for guilt]
I . . . I need a moment.
I love this actually
Let's see 26: spice tolerance
👀
Ive already answered this so to reiterate:
Spicy tolerance: i can handle a good amount of heat but my tolerance aint nothing to write home about its hard to really quantify since idk how one would go about measuring it i guess by pepper in that case thai pepper or scotch bonnet levels are the highest i can comfortably go i guess 😅 granted not always
I had scorpion pepper a few times. Damn near incapacitated me