this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

reblog and put in the tags any franchises where the main character is your favorite character. it seems like the central protagonist is never the fan favorite so i’m curious.

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

category 5 tummy event

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

by Nigel Agar

polished spheres

hi

i lied i’m going to bed. bye

Flags are lowered half way because my stomach hurts and I need to leave the house

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

Food is one of the best things about being alive and that's why it hurts all the more when it betrays you. Like you eat just a little too much of the most delicious thing you've ever had and then you feel like you're going to explode and die. It's bullshit

Nvm I farted Siri play butterfly by crazy town

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here