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kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has

yall real damn mad about this post huh

My only issue is that the original needs a semicolon and other punctuation….

Kids having fun don’t make fandoms cringy; weird, racist adults, and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has.

There, that should help

this guy rules

One thing I try to keep in mind when writing is ‘don’t betray your readers’.

You can’t give every person every thing they want in a single work, and everyone is going to have different expectations and hopes for a story BUT...I still make a point to ask myself ‘what am I setting up, and how am I going to follow through with that?’.

A twist that betrays the trust of your readers for the sake of shocking them is cheap writing.

the designs in this batch of commissions are Choice… (ill tag the commissioner as soon as ive got their handle!)

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

Vintage Moschino Fall 1989 Leather Jacket with Floral Appliqué Details

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

I fucking adore this man

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

Watched The Curse of Frankenstein I’ve decided the monster is really a metaphor for their homoerotic partnership and the 19th-century societal shadow hanging about them like a pall that plunges the relationship into fraught lands.

It’s Gay Strife and I’m not taking any critiques on my interpretation.

Yaaaaas 😍

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

Solidarity.

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you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF

executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF