Adrien Amilhat - Sea Witch

folding a fitted sheet

happy pride!! 🏳‍🌈 quick painting of captain flint since he is very important 😌

romance is so fucking boring why don't you kill and eat eachother instead

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

I was clearing out my gallery and stumbled upon this masterpiece I made a long while ago when I was terribly bored. enjoy.

Sorry but this is hilarious

can I take a picture of the moon?

the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry

The Lost Boys (1987)

God forbid Scholzi gets a hug

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

🫡 What, like it’s hard?

- proposed title for An Introduction To The History Of The Alsace

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me

pride month to-do list

Good for him.

I love saying “TO ME” right after I state my opinion because this is ABOUT ME nobody else needs to get involved