I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god
being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal
they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time
Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]
i literally just want to kiss girls and god is putting me through so many Situations




