“He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.“ – David Lynch, The Angriest Dog in the World | 5/31

accidentally switched google street view to night mode. now it's night time on all the streets... buildings are all dark. the windows are red with silhouettes. if you click to zoom in they duck down real quick

If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

puppy love

the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino

Sundogs

“Why don’t you write?” Postcard from my collection, 1911.

i never should’ve learned like and literally

restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws