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@zounch

they say ive gone mad with power.

For more information and to support the WGA please:

  1. Follow their official social media on all platforms and only trust statements from the union itself, and articles they promote (be wary of other articles).
  2. Read up on the issues being fought for (there are articles supported by the union in their linktree)
  3. Be vocal in your support and inform others in your communities.
  4. Stop using ChatGPT and other AI tools, even for fun.

I dont think ill ever watch bocchi the rock which is not about the shows quality but rather the fact that like. I think ive seen every frame of it posted on here. What amount of that show is even left to be watched.

And just in case anyone here hasn't already seen it, here's the whole thing:

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wait a minute so you’re telling me that whenever you kiss your guitarist, she sometimes explodes, or turns into dust, or becomes an amorphous blob which does nothing but scream and cry?

yes pickles san

that… is the most metal thing i have ever heard

I think I never explicitly advertised it, but now that tumblr will be my new main base, I definitely should!

I'm planning to make some updates on my ko-fi shop, that is the home to some neat Pixel-Art Game Assets you can !explicitly! purchase for pay-what-you-want or for free! They are also free to use for personal or commercial projects.

Look at those pixels! Cute~

The money from ko-fi goes directly into supporting my art and gamedev endeavours (for example, my last goal was to finance my Wacom Cintiq, after using the same olde smoll GT for 10+ years!). So if you like what you see, maybe you want to drop an € or two :)

"No Child should get Gender Affirming Care" turns into "No one should get Gender Affirming Care". "No Trans Person should be in Children's Media" turns into "No Trans Person should be in Media". They use Children's "Safety" as a method to get a foot in the door. They then expand their previous statements to ensure the near complete erasure of Trans People and Queer People.

"Well, since we already agreed it's harmful..."

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If you're a USAmerican between the ages of 13 and 21, you can get a free Brooklyn Public Library card to access ebooks & learning databases without a New York State address:

From the BPL's site:

National Teen BPL eCard // We invite individuals ages 13-21 to apply for a free BPL eCard, providing access to our full eBook collection as well as our learning databases. To apply, email booksunbanned@bklynlibrary.org. BPL’s eCard is always free to teenagers in New York State. Apply here.

Why:

Brooklyn Public Library joins those fighting for the rights of teens nationwide to read what they like, discover themselves, and form their own opinions. Inspired by the American Library Association's Freedom to Read Statement, BPL's Books Unbanned initiative is a response to an increasingly coordinated and effective effort to remove books tackling a wide range of topics from library shelves.

With states passing restrictive library laws and low library budgets, this is a free, easy, (and legal) way to continue reading or to access books that may have been banned in your state. Most targeted books were for a teen audience and were by or about Black or LGBTQIA+ persons.

If you're outside the age range to apply for this card, there's a donation window to support the program on the BPL's website.

Here is a list of libraries both within America and internationally too. Unfortunately, all of them require a monthly/yearly fee to access if you're not a resident of the state/territory (& sometimes country) they're located in: https://en.everybodywiki.com/List_of_public_libraries_with_non-resident_borrowing_privileges

thejorie-deactivated20160327

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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peble

do they smoke weed?

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thejorie

Yes, actually.

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gucciballs

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

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thejorie

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

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gccgrimm

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

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thejorie

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

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thejorie

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

Well that escalated quickly……

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thejorie

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

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jackbecq

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

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thejorie

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

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xilast-zurvifferman

this dude playin omg 

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thejorie

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

So confused by this post. Are you aware that for 90% of the world's inhabitants, all movies in cinemas are with subtitles? All tv series as well?

In fact, I now often prefer them so I can just read back what they said even if I'm in a loud group of friends watching movies.

So you saying those come at the bottom does not make sense because it should be at the top because ALL those movies are subtitled in other countries?

Good point, fixed it

This post is so funny to me because I forgot about what the average user on here is like, and sooo many people can identify maybe one or two things wrong with the image (mostly the thing about subtitles and old movies=90s movies), but fail to question the idea of like, Harry Potter being on a deeper tier than video game movies, which are on a deeper tier than Disney movies, Oscar movies being as low as they are, etc., so you get people going "Hey wait, there is ONE, SINGULAR thing wrong with this image" without parsing that the entire thing is making fun of a very specific type of person