What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks

hey i usually don’t comment on posts but i really want to call attention to this popeye the sailor man roleplayer in the notes

Popeye the what now

im dying squirtle

me: the college of winterhold is a terrible faction questline with terrible characters and i wouldnt recommend it to anyone

also me:

/pol/ seething at third party voters for "fucking up the election" will never not be funny

"Maybe next time republicans will nominate a more freedom oriented candidate to get them back ratjer than relying on shaming with 'worse of the two evil' fallacies" LMAOOO

Copium Investors Confirmed Richest Beings in the Galaxy

Putin set to resign in 2021, you know what that means...

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

marcille tries to act the big dog but is promptly outdogged by senshi

Self betrayal

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

another unfortunate victim of communism

No.

Hell Fucking No!

Gay📑Irl

jerma carnival frog attack deserves to be framed and preserved for future generations to demonstrate humanity’s innate ability to work together towards a common goal. those people across the world worked together to hit that man with a frog

bro people talking about how trump/biden probably take adderall like yeah probably but I want you all to look up the absolute CONCOCTION jfk was on like 99% of the time

maybe his head really DID just do that

​big smoke's order from San Andreas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsmmOWEyQKc

im still going absolutely crazy to this playing 24 hours a day in my brain 

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay