ninki minjaj

You ever just think about someone and go wow I want to make them cum

I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated

how do you get a nice body without moving

by learning to love yourself

wow

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

in 2019 we stop guilt tripping people into forgetting the struggles you caused them

i feel like i need to explain this. You shouldn’t apologize to other people by insulting yourself. “I’m so sorry, i’m so stupid i suck” is not an apology. It’s a guilt trip. You make the person stop focusing on why they’re hurt and focus on helping you instead. An apology combined with self deprecation is not an apology and never will be thank you for coming to my ted talk

why do i always feel like killing everyone

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

ICONIC

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

I don’t understand either.

find someone that knows how to calm your storms

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

Taco Belle

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