hey, im Zorro, she/they. 303 years young. worlds coolest domestic terrorist
// sprites by me lol //
atm im out in the icelands. used to live in snowpoint city but, uh. not anymore. dont look for me.

hey, im Zorro, she/they. 303 years young. worlds coolest domestic terrorist
// sprites by me lol //
atm im out in the icelands. used to live in snowpoint city but, uh. not anymore. dont look for me.
I wish that Mareep would stop SHOCKING ME
Have you tried approaching it with food and a calm demeanor?
I may not be the person to give advice, with how often i rile up the voltorb into self-destructing... they find it fun, though.
It just HATES ME. I’ve tried everything. Maybe it can taste my sins in the air
they do create a potent stench around you
Send one or more questions in - please specify if for mun or muse!
o If you could be an animal, what would it be? Why?
o What is your number one goal in life? Have you achieved it?
o Which deadly sin do you think represents you most?
o What was your biggest dream growing up? Did it come true?
o Did you have a childhood sweetheart? Tell us about them!
o Have you ever been gifted flowers?
o Did your life turn out to be the way you wanted?
o Is there anything in your life you would have done differently in hindsight?
o Has someone close to you died? How did it affect your life?
o If you could travel back in time and change one event - what would it be?
o Have you ever got in trouble with the law? What for?
o Are your parents proud of you?
o Who was your childhood best friend? Are you still in contact?
o Have you ever been suspended from school and/or work? Why?
Oh yeah!
@zorros-arc I found one of the stones and shaved some off!!! Whenever you're ready for me I'll be there!!!!
The caves in Hoenn are BORING by the way...
oh word? alright i aint got nothin better to do so come on over whenever. hopefully itll speed things up a bit lmao
do it do it do it
YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE BREED OF ZOROARK THAT LIVES BEHIND MY HOUSE
IM STRONGER IM SMARTER IM BETTER GO FIGHT THE FOX
L + xenophobe + you're being gaslit by an onion + bootleg ghostface behavior + disgrace to all of Orre + Juniorless + banished from the timestream
doxx me all you want sweet pea I snuck into a Team Rocket hideout just to send this
-10.4085, 172.3419.
i never thought id see someone doxxed by providing their exact coordinates.
Rotumblr what's a good show to watch
Im going to make sure i do nothing today
any particular types of shows you don't like to watch??
Oooh i watched invincible that's a good one
I'll watch anything that isn't shitty ngl, but i have high standards for horror (none of that later saw or child's play shit)
Also i dont think a depressing dark comedy is good for relaxing (i am NOT going to watch bojack mudsdaleman today)
Have you seen Hypno's Lullaby? Or Lavender Town Syndrome? Those are some horror movies you could check out.
I've seen Lavender Town Syndrome years ago and haven't been able to rewatch it, good movie
Hypno's Lullaby is full of misinformation about Hypno so that's an instant eh, IMDB says the second one is better though
Let's see... there's also Lost Silver, The White Hand, and Black Ghost
Have you seen any of those?
Lost Silver was pretty good but i saw the twist coming honestly, still enjoyed it
White Hand and Black Ghost, i've heard of them but never watched them, i'll add them to the list
ooh yknow what other one ya gotta watch?
buried alive.
SILLY NAME I KNOW but its rly good
Rotumblr what's a good show to watch
Im going to make sure i do nothing today
any particular types of shows you don't like to watch??
Oooh i watched invincible that's a good one
I'll watch anything that isn't shitty ngl, but i have high standards for horror (none of that later saw or child's play shit)
Also i dont think a depressing dark comedy is good for relaxing (i am NOT going to watch bojack mudsdaleman today)
Have you seen Hypno's Lullaby? Or Lavender Town Syndrome? Those are some horror movies you could check out.
I've seen Lavender Town Syndrome years ago and haven't been able to rewatch it, good movie
Hypno's Lullaby is full of misinformation about Hypno so that's an instant eh, IMDB says the second one is better though
dude hypnos lullaby 2 is so much better you have no IDEA. ya gotta watch it
/_\ who are you "collaborating" with now? more precisely, who did you manipulate into tolerating your presence?
10/10 Wouldn't you like to know, anon! You need to learn to read between the lines more... Or maybe even just read the lines. Flat Out. HAHAHA
his ass is not reading
∆ are you planning to foster some connections to other teams for Neo Snagem, like how og Snagem and Cipher worked together?
0/10 Ahah.... Anon~ How do you know I haven't already been doing that?
They’ll have to:
AITA
I (139F) am a “hisuian” zoroark and I’ve been living my life as a human for 29 years by copying the appearance of a missing kid. I’ve been living as that kid since but I’ve been found out because the real child was discovered living in galar… what do I do?
Do I just move regions to try again?
Confession #235
Unclear on what they're asking about. Are they the asshole for impersonating a missing child? Are they the asshole if they don't move? Are they the asshole if they move and try again? Something else?
I'm going to assume it's the first.
nta shit happens u gotta do what u gotta do
i invited kukui to go to a battle royale with me but he said that he’s busy on the day of…i saw his schedule earlier and he didn’t have anything on that day, i guess i can see if burnet wants to go see the masked royal with me.
I've heard rumors that Kukui is the Masked Royal. It would explain why he's busy that day.
there’s no way he’s the masked royal. that would be absurd!
Don't worry that's very fake, I've definitely seen them in the same room together
right? i mean, professor kukui? being the masked royal? it doesn’t make sense! they look very different! look! two very different men.
Have you all heard of kayfabe…?
i don’t believe i have! what is that?
It’s sort-of like, what we accept as true in the world of things like pro-wrestling, or VTubers. “This streamer is a demon,” “Kukui isn’t the Masked Royal,” “this wrestler has a cursed eye.” Stuff that we know isn’t true, but we play along for entertainment.
no they're actually different people
You’re in the pocket of Big Wrestling, I see. (/lh)
never seen a single match tbh. i just know it in my heart
i invited kukui to go to a battle royale with me but he said that he’s busy on the day of…i saw his schedule earlier and he didn’t have anything on that day, i guess i can see if burnet wants to go see the masked royal with me.
I've heard rumors that Kukui is the Masked Royal. It would explain why he's busy that day.
there’s no way he’s the masked royal. that would be absurd!
Don't worry that's very fake, I've definitely seen them in the same room together
right? i mean, professor kukui? being the masked royal? it doesn’t make sense! they look very different! look! two very different men.
Have you all heard of kayfabe…?
i don’t believe i have! what is that?
It’s sort-of like, what we accept as true in the world of things like pro-wrestling, or VTubers. “This streamer is a demon,” “Kukui isn’t the Masked Royal,” “this wrestler has a cursed eye.” Stuff that we know isn’t true, but we play along for entertainment.
no they're actually different people
I wonder what would happen if I mix tea and blue feraligatrade together and drink it…
bad things.
Why the hell are you not trying to find Victoria?
Listen, Anon, I am very powerful. Victoria is very powerful. A fight between the two of us would level a city block, at the very least. It is literally better for the world as a whole if we do not interact in person.
you two should have a sick anime battle
there's a bead necklace on me, green circles around my eyes, Chi-Yu is missing and I have an extra voice in my head! don't like that!
what a strange set of coincidences