Love video games with endings that make you feel like your brain’s gotten permanently rewired in some sort of way

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

Before you post, think:

I can understand, visually what 4 out of 5 of these girls are doing.

Ami is polishing or using a wrench to tighten up something. Makoto is either adjusting an interior panel or working on speaker wires(?)

Minako and rei are likely working on the same thing on the dashboard but the limited space in the cabin calls for the awkward angle.

But

Someone please yell me why is usagi

Hitting the top of the cab with a

Shush, she's helping.

i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?

It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.

Me: did you know? Portuguese doesn't have a word for "windshield", instead they call it "parabrisas", which means "breezestopper"!

Average anglophone poisoned by pop linguistics and anglocentrism: that is weird! Can you imagine if we had to use a compound word to say "windshield" in English??

Gorilla with a sawed-off shotgun: *materializes behind us*

“hi, i’m an author and this is my american character, chair lightbulb.  in american, ‘chair’ means to be in a position of leadership, while ‘lightbulb’ means intelligence.  yeah it’s kind of an unusual name in american. she’s always been distant from her  american heritage, but her parents wanted her name to honor the american language, while still being unique.  don’t worry, she’s very embarrassed about her heritage and it will hardly ever come up.”

“she lives with her cousin, george washington backstreet boys oreo® dq blizzard® creme.  he also doesn’t know a lot about his american culture.  this is symbolic of how i also don’t know a lot about american culture.

Before falling in love with your mutual ask yourself if any potential relationship would be DTF:

Doomed by the narrative

Tragic yet beautiful

Fucking sexy

puppy safety tips

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

An “initiation well,” used in magical rites, which was excavated at the Quinta da Regaleira estate in Sintra, Portugal.  

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

a pony with a cutie mark shaped like the elephant's foot has just clocked in for the first time at equestria's nuclear power plant

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

Tags were too good to ignore.