the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

if the catholic church was so smart why didn’t they make Parasocial Relationships a SIN. Marks failed to consider this

The gospel of Luke failed to predict TWITCH STREAM

i mean they do warn about false idols. that is a pretty significant thing that they warn against. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much do have a rule about this.

you're t4t? cool, i'm actually t5t, so. one more than you. no big deal though

💅🏻🍝🍛🍲

to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should get him pregnant

They need to stop putting alcohol in fruity drinks at parties and not telling anyone 💀

the punch bowl said absolutely nothing about it being like. 50% triple sec what is wrong with this cockout

”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a person who had to suffer 3 weeks before vacuuming his room, i get you, and I am proud of you, and you did such a good job. Good for you! <3

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

The reason I like history so much is the way you can see how unchanging human nature is. People have always been doing the same things, with different tools. Ancient Sumerians writing "I am not warning you now in hopes that you'll actually do anything, I am writing this to later prove that I warned you and you did nothing" messages in clay tablets like you'd write an office e-mail. Ancient philosophers talking about shepherds and archers, explaining the exact same problem you had this morning, like they're personally calling you out.

200 years ago, somebody was complaining about Kids These Days burying their faces in books in order to avoid socialising just the same as someone else is now ranting how their children would rather browse their phones than listen to them rant. People were arguing anonymously in the posting boards and newspaper sections just the same as they do on the internet. Someone in the bronze age woke up at 5 am to the sound of toddlers fighting over complete nonsense just the same as someone woke up to the same noises today.

For as long as there have been people, there have been people doing the same kind of things as you. From some dude in a cave with berries for paint, some Roman planning a mosaic on a wall, ancient Chinese noblewoman illustrating her calligraphed poem and some medieval monk decorating the borders of a manuscript and me on my laptop with my stylus pen, we're all just sitting here in our different times and places, wondering why the FUCK are horses so hard to draw.

Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

FUCK

Op, you said SHITTILY

winnie the pooh heritage post

happy ides of March

yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

Oh

once again this has been getting notes for the past few days, and it's only knife day morning today!

i was thinking of what the opposite of jerma slay could be so i made this

only to realize it was just this

packing my bags now…

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Then it's a charge shot

okay I don't even listen to hozier but. he's a 6 foot 6 scrawny irish dude his dick has to be like 11 inches