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ballast, sweetheart. sheer ballast.

@zooeyscigar / zooeyscigar.tumblr.com

[icon by MsAether] ray. trans/nonbinary, he/his/him, 40? wtf (I follow back as robertsheehanseyeliner)
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annevbonny

really thankful to the writers of bs for sticking the landing so profoundly in terms of turning the consequences of the story’s ending into a haunting that lasts forever

to END a show that is in some ways about love and betrayal with a character intentionally destroying what love he’s painstakingly earned through betrayal and thereby not only ruining the lives of those he loves and those who love him but also his own life forever and ever extending into a shapeless pitiless eternity. to me that’s cinema to me that’s art

not to mention the total commitment to making silver (potentially) deeply unlikeable by the end & to genuinely and honestly pose the question as to whether he is the villain in the story in a way that’s grounded by his final crime and by the themes they’ve engaged with throughout the narrative. they had an idea and they executed it with integrity & without compromise

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Finally saw Everything Everywhere All At Once tonight, and at dinner before the movie I said, "I'm so ready for Ke Huy Quan to be my new favorite actor -- old-new, since I loved him as Data and Short Round back in the day."

My housemate was like, "Don't jump the gun there, buddy."

But BOY WAS I RIGHT. Not only was Ke Huy perfect, but Waymond is my new fave character, jfc, he's the God damned best thing to happen to anybody.

I love him so much.

Also holy shit man, just casually be James Bond over there for a moment, saying the most important things like it's nothing, blowing me away, sheesh.

Also so much *sob-crying* by the end because this trend of movies about healing family trauma is the best trend in the world and gets me every fucking time, jfc.

THANK GOD it won all the oscars.

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zooeyscigar

"Harm you? DAMN you! I want to run howling through the world with you like a pack of wild dogs."

--Kit Marlowe in Born With Teeth

No but honestly this play is fucking incredible. A two-hander, just Will and Kit, and it's all the ship fodder you could want and all the angst too. My heart is still racing- I finished it 15min ago.

Shakes peops, you will LOVE it.

Born With Teeth, by Liz Duffy Adams

Thank me later. :*

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Darlings, I’ve only dropped in to tell you that I’m rewatching Jeremy Brett’s Sherlock Holmes on BritBox and really. I can’t stand how ridiculously obvious it was that that wonderful man was bisexual. JFC. He couldn’t for the life of him sit in a chair like a normal ass person, like, ever. Literally every scene in Baker Street he’s doing something odd in his chair, or on the couch, usually with at least one foot up in some weird gremlin-y configuration. Sherlock Holmes was clearly Distinguished Bi, but Jeremy GD Brett was Disaster Bi all the way. 

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A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

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davetheshady

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

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dduane

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

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amyamychan

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:

GO. MAKE THESE !!!!

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THE HARDER THEY FALL | Official Teaser | Netflix

When outlaw Nat Love (Jonathan Majors) discovers that his enemy Rufus Buck (Idris Elba) is being released from prison he rounds up his gang to track Rufus down and seek revenge. Those riding with him in this assured, righteously new school Western include his former love Stagecoach Mary (Zazie Beetz), his right and left hand men — hot-tempered Bill Pickett (Edi Gathegi) and fast drawing Jim Beckwourth (R.J. Cyler)—and a surprising adversary-turned-ally. 

Rufus Buck has his own fearsome crew, including “Treacherous” Trudy Smith (Regina King) and Cherokee Bill (LaKeith Stanfield), and they are not a group that knows how to lose. 

Directed by Jeymes Samuel, written by Samuel and Boaz Yakin, produced by Shawn Carter, James Lassiter, Lawrence Bender and Jeymes Samuel, and featuring a red hot soundtrack and a stunning all-star cast, including Jonathan Majors, Zazie Beetz, Delroy Lindo, LaKeith Stanfield, Danielle Deadwyler, Edi Gathegi, R.J. Cyler, Damon Wayans Jr., Deon Cole with Regina King and Idris Elba revenge has never been served colder.

This looks good! 🐎

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May I have your attention PLEASE

I'm here because a post I just saw triggered me and now I have to write about how much I love Tom Hardy so stick around for this.

Tom Hardy has always understood the assignment. As someone in that Venom post said, he literally goes balls to the walls.

Warrior

Tommy Riordan

Tommy Riordan is an ex war "hero" who went AWOL and changed his name. He became a ring fighter, like his brother, fighting all the way to the top just to kill his brother in the ring. This whole movie is emotional because we see Tommy go thought some extreme hardships like dealing with his past, his father's drinking relapse, and his war crime. Tom Hardy did a fantastic job, and personally left me wincing every time he knocked someone out.

Bronson

Charles (Charlie) Bronson

When I say Tom freaked me the fuck out in this movie, I mean, I was thinking about this movie for DAYS after watching it. It really fucked with me.

Charles Arthur Salvador, better known as Charles Bronson, is a British criminal who has been referred to in the British press as the "most violent prisoner in Britain" and "Britain's most notorious prisoner". He has spent periods detained in the Rampton, Broadmoor and Ashworth high-security psychiatric hospitals.

Tom really understood how to embody the psychotic nature of Charles Bronson without making it gimmicky.

The Dark Knight Rises

Bane

Always has been my personal favorite. Tom really embodies the merciless Mercenary. People hated on him that he 'wasnt big enough' but Tom went all out for Bane. He bulked up pounds for Bane in such an unhealthy manner that he is STILL recovering. Bane truely is a formidable foe and Tom excels at causing fear with everything he does.

Legend

Ronnie and Reggie Kray

Tom is FANTASTIC. His performance as Ronnie was unforgettable. You could see two completely different people from the same actor, interacting with each other. Playing two of the most notorious crime bosses in the UK during the 1960's is hard, especially if you're doing both on ur own. Ronnie is psychotic, Reggie somewhat level headed, and Tom manages to capture the two of them so perfectly.

Venom

Eddie Brock/Venom

Venom is a masterpiece because it's NOT like other superhero movies. We don't get to see the hero become famous and known world wide. Eddie doesn't join some kind of super hero team. He doesn't get the girl. He can't save everyone. He's helpless, scared, sick, and has a carnivorous alien inside of him. Tom went absolutely crazy with Eddie and I think that's why I love his version of Eddie Brock better than Topher Grace in Sam Raimi's Spider-man 3.

When it's all said and done, Tom Hardy is a phenomenal actor and if you complain that he's too 'over the top' then you need to rethink your choice in actors because Tom Hardy is what every actor should aspire to be. Passionate. Determined. Happy.

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yuxatengri

Thankyou for this

I really enjoy Tom’s acting.

Particularly enjoyed him as Bob Saginowski in The Drop - a mild mannered, protective, dog loving two time killer. It was something.

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hedwig-dordt

FTR, I cried my eyes out over Warrior. But I feel compelled to remind everyone he was fucking fantastic in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.