babygirl you would not believe the amount of tabs i have open

moral of the story is never do things

this shirt from dave the barbarian really speaks to me

Jewel bugs by Sasha Vinogradova @melaamory

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genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

woven metal artworks by michelle mckinney

*hits you with car* “sorry”

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

(text: you and keanu are hobos during the great depression)

Your future self is talking shit about you

my current self is talking shit about me

To add to this:

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

THE TRILOGY

I have been sitting on this since November of 2016

I gotta b honest I wasn't expecting to get three rounds out of this

kinda sad that twitter and fb removed that trump video considering it’s the only way eric trump was ever gonna hear his dad say “we love you, you’re very special”

oh my god it was his birthday

his FUCKING BIRTHDAY

a special fuck you to the english teacher who told me i couldn’t start sentences with ‘and’ or ‘but’ or ‘because’ like. slhntslhksnltn imagine following the rules of grammar. couldn’t be me.

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