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Hi there little scro

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For sale: baby shoes, never worn

Alright it is time for me to confess my favourite Burton character shippings. My favourite ship ever will always be Ichabod and Katrina from Sleepy Hollow, my favourite movie and the reason why I became a Burton fan in the first place. I wish there were more fanfics about them haha. 

My second favourite pair is Alice and the Mad Hatter, they have such good chemistry together and the original plot for the movie actually had a kiss in it. Luckily there are plenty of fanfics around for this couple.

And thirdly my favourite couple is Sweeney Todd and Mrs Lovett. There is just so much tension between them in the film and I honestly wished they would just end up together, screw lucy XD. 

So now I wonder, do you ship any characters from Burton’s movies? Which ones and why?

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

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What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

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I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.