I trimmed the audio from this post and here’s how to download this if you don’t want to wait until midnight in your time zone to listen to this on repeat :)

Thanks mom

i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

both POSITIVELY THRILLED

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS EXIST 

I’ve never seen the strip the gif came from, just the gif on it’s own.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

(photo via waxfaster)

Disco gets super excited about walks.

quixoticlyqueer

I’m literally just crying laughing its like 1d and zayn are having a contest to see who can be more dramatic like zayn goes solo, 1d drop a single outta no where. louis gets pregnant, zayn gotta cancel the wedding

The words of a generation

Does anyone have the video post of the 2 girls singing Katy Perry which angers a poltergeist in the house and it slams the door to their room

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

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following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

Name:  Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color:  Hair Color: Smoking?:  Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos?: Favorite Book?: Perfect Date: Hobbies: Why should I pick you?: Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

why don’t you just punch me in the face instead