its actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him

WHAT?!?

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

Sounds like college

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

“Hey so is anyone friends with Spider-Man? Cause Parker is a huge stan and like I kinda feel bad for him”

*highly annoyed Peter noises*

“see?”

I shall never achieve the level of coolness or chill achieved by Bradley James in this photo.

Broke: Minecraft is a silly kids game!1!1!1!

Woke: Minecraft is a beautiful combination of simple pixel graphics and the ability to do literally whatever you want. You can live a thousand of your best lives within five days in Minecraft. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t good at fighting mobs or mining ore, you can start a little farm or just explore in creative.

Third eye opening: hehe cübes

You kidding me

You kidding me right

Siri how many people did the CIA kill between Chile and Argentina in the 70’s - 80’s?

90.000 people, right?

Siri how big did México use to be before?

Siri what happened to Cuba after gaining independance from Spain? Also what is a comercial block?

Siri what is Puerto Rico?

月下三兄贵！

Pillar man, take me by the hand

wow! despite that tumblr has been wonky, thanks for the follow!

To celebrate, I’ll do an art give away!

I shall do line art with colors, any jojo characters of your choice (maximum is two characters)

THREE SLOT WILL OPEN FOR THEM!

Rules

1.Reblog as much as you want but pls try not to flood ur followers

2. you MUST be my follower! after all, this is to show appreciation for my followers >3

I will choose the winners in APRIL 10!

again, thanks for the follows guys. you guys are awesome

yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die

hey reblog this actually

hello i need money and its absolutely draining my mental state cuz im stressing out so hard over this shit bapey !!!

sob story warning ahead!!

i have 2 reasons i need to save up to 2k to travel to el salvador! one, i need to get some dental work done cuz i have horrible teeth and its WAY WAY WAAAY cheaper down there than it is in the states, my mom was saying around 30 per cavity and i probably need root canals as well, so we’re estimating around $1000 for all that but we dont know for sure.

the other reason, this one being way more important to me, is that my grandma on my moms side is 71 years old and we’re pretty sure she’s dying. shes been in and out of the hospital for surgeries that me and my family helped pay for, and my mom hasn’t seen her in over 20 years while ive never seen her ever. id love to meet my grandma and im scared of being the reason why my mom wont get to see her mom one last time before she dies. as far as i know, shes my last biological grandparent. left. both grandparents on my dads side died when i was around 13, we don’t talk about my biological grandpa on my mom side, hes basically cut from the family, and then theres my grandma.

i want to meet my grandma before she passes away, and i know she is incapable of coming down here because its too expensive for her to afford the traveling + her husband (my step grandpa) is 91 years old and needs to have her around. the need to see her asap cuz idk when the fuck shes gonna die ! is stressing me out like hell and my mental health has deteriorated a lot to the point i had to quit my job because i couldnt handle the stress of that and worrying over this!! its a big mess but im looking into getting a new job fdjfnsd

sob story over!

the goal for 2k comes from the $1000 for dental work, $500-600 for a ticket, $106 (?) for the passport, and the rest of the funds to help my grandma while there.

this is the amount i have in my savings, i sent $50 to my best friend who could barely afford his bills and was on the brink of losing his car and insurance and job, and he’s promised to pay me back as he knows my situation, so the real total would be

$745.20/$2000

i need to save at the minimum $1245 more

i can do tarot, pendulum, and art commissions!

Ive already taken up a lot of space writing all this, so i’ll link to my old blog/posts where i discussed this: tarot and pendulum post + art post

direct all commissions to this blogs dms please!! or you can email me at amayans1155@gmail.com

i hate receiving money without earning it but donations will be accepted, you can direct them here:

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if you can’t commission/donate reblogging to spread to someone who can would be incredibly appreciated, thank you so much for reading !!!

credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it 

Void and Myst did SO GOOD on the this!!!

anyways if u follow @minecraftjoint or agree with anything they’ve said!!! block me bitch!!! being fat isn’t a choice and there’s DECADES of evidence proving the fatphobic bias the medical community has against ppl like me so i don’t wanna HEAR what u thin ass twigs have to say abt it!!!

rb this 🤗

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

There is a lot of space to crouch there, and for that matter to stand and stretch out if you should wish to do so (lurking by standing up tall near to a stalagmite is effective).

One of my favourite places in the world.

True fact: My husband proposed to me in Carlsbad Caverns (actually in the cave, not at the entrance here.) I later told him that he was really brave, since we were a 30 minute walk back to the entrance; it would have been reeeeeal awkward if I said no. Lololol.

This would be a wicked cart track. But fuck walking back up.

Most people dont. There’s an elevator in one of the “rooms.” That most people use to get back up.

 Is it an “only in America” thing where an elevator is built into a cavern so people don’t need to walk out?

Its to make it wheelchair accessible. As a national park, they have an obligation to make at least part of the caverns ADA compliant.

The elevator was there long before the ADA, and the original one was installed in the early 30′s.   There are two parts to the tour – The first starts at the entrance here and winds through 1.25 miles.  It drops 750 feet down, equivalent to 75 floors, and has a 10% to 20% downgrade.  It is fairly strenuous and not recommended for people heart, respiratory, or mobility problems.  It ends up in the Big Room, the largest single cave chamber in North America.  Will Rodgers compared it to “the Grand Canyon with a roof”.

The Big Room has the elevator, a cafeteria, a gift shop, restrooms, and an additional 1.5 miles of trails that are fairly flat and far easier to travel.  Most of the Big Room trail is wheel chair accessible.  We used to go fairly frequently when we lived in New Mexico in the 60′s, and the usual practice was to start at the entrance, do the Entrance Trail, eat in the cafeteria, do the Big Room trail, then take the elevator up, with the whole process taking 3 - 4 hours.  Even then, people not up to the Entrance Trail would ride the elevator down, do the Big Room, then take the elevator up.

My understanding is that the cafeteria and gift shop were originally put below in the 30′s because it was naturally much cooler there than the desert above, and there was plenty of room.  They were probably the prime reason for the elevator rather than visitor accessibility. I haven’t been since the 80′s, so I can’t swear that the cafeteria and gift shop are still below, but the elevator is still there.

Aha! Thank you for the correction. I think I was confusing the elevator with the new Visitor Center, which was renovated, in part, to be ADA compliant. 

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

Ive been meaning to draw Johann for ages 🎶