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Brooklyn Rage

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Zombie | he/him | little bit of everything |

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

Holy shit I’m dying.

That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

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There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

AHHHHHHHHH OW

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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this moment always cracks me up because ichigo tried so hard to out-tsun himself but luckily or unluckily for him orihime has not one but TWO gay best friends who are determined to wingman for her at any time, any cost because a) they love her to death b) they love him too but they will always call bullshit at his clownery and they will always take her side because that's their BESTIE!!!!

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

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You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

Tom King:

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Me: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

SHE ALWAYS WANTED A FAMILY. SHE ALWAYS WANTED KIDS. SHE LITERALLY SAYS TIME AGAIN AND AGAIN THAT SHE HAS A WEAK SPOT FOR "STRAYS."

THAT WAS ANOTHER PARALLEL BETWEEN HER AND BRUCE. THEY BOTH CRAVED LOVE BUT NEVER FELT WORTHY OF IT AND FEARED IT WILL MAKE THEM LOSE WHAT REMAINED OF THEIR BROKEN IDENTITIES. THEY BOTH PUNISH THEMSELVES BY NEVER LETTING ANYONE GET CLOSE TO THEIR TRUE SELVES.

STOP SAYING THIS SELF DESTRUCTIVE BULLSHIT IS FUCKING FEMINISM OR INDEPENDENCE. THEY BOTH DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.