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Not On Your Life

@zolthegrim

A whole boatload of bullshit and other things I find mildly amusing or slightly interesting, sprinkled with an unhealthy dose of depression dipped in chocolate.
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It was a good run, but I'm over it.

I'm systematically ditching my social sites because they make me sad.

Social sites are useless to those who are not social, and I feel like this is all pointless. I laugh at things, and I feel like I have things to say? But then I am reminded that my opinion doesn't really matter to anyone, and I am sad again.

So I think I'm done.

Bye bye. It was fun while it lasted.

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So many gay jokes tonight about Franco. Apparently if you’re clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you’re super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.

Aziz Ansari at the Roast of James Franco (via michaejones)

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9 Problems with Women’s Clothing And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

Also thin shirts are usually around $24 dollars or more

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wait can we stop hating on miley for being a “slut” & instead hate on her for being a culturally appropriating fuckface & using black people as props

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Gyroids are based on Haniwa, clay figures that were buried with the dead between the 3rd and 6th centuries. 

This is further referenced by the fact gyroids are buried - when you dig them up, you’re digging up a grave. 

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the downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment

I can fix that.