why they dicks out

for harambe

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S”

it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong

*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

The girlfriend experience

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

The Headington Shark is a rooftop sculpture at 2 New High Street, Headington, Oxford, England, depicting an oversized shark embedded head-first in the roof of a house. 

(Source)

The first of many

Gross

does anyone actually buy these or do they just appear in houses when babies are born

YEAHHHHHHH

I've never seen one in a store, so must be.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds

me when i get a haircut

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

Benedict says that he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years.

That’s like 6 new episodes to look forward to!

Wtf 😂😂

what the fuck happened to the 15 seconds limit?

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

Delete this entire website

art vs nature’s poop. *i don’t do memes but everyone requested this

Someone photoshop barbie and ken into this drinking coffee

فلسطينية في ايطاليا ❤️

every one needs to see this and appreciate the raw beauty of it <3,

a palestinian in italy <3

She’s talented. And I love the way they speak.

YES, he’s telling her “Ryma don’t be shy, do it, I know you can” <3

 everything sooo beautiful, it made my heart smile.

Such beauty.

I actually cried

This is so accurate it hurts

Reblog if you’re choosing Litten! [Rowlet/Popplio]