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Serial Shipper and Professional Dumbass

@zoe-porphyrogenete

She/her | French | No fandom in particular (because I have too many) | Incorrect Quotes (but not that much) | Writing (well… the day I’ll manage to end my relationship with Laziness) | And a LOT of reblogs !

This is gonna be a controversial opinion but here it goes, Luo Bingge would not have been able to win Shen Qingqiu over as "easily" as Luo Bingmei did. The main reason why Bingmei has Shen Qingqiu wrapped around his finger the way he does is because he followed Shang Qinghua's advice that the way to a man's heart is to act pathetic, Bingmei mastered the art of crying and acting vulnerable on command for the sole purpose of wooing his Shizun and it worked. Bingge would not have been able to win Shen Qingqiu's like Bingmei did because his way of pitching woo is to show off how strong, charming and invulnerable he is, things that Shen Qingqiu is already aware of and while he truly admires it he's also terrified of him. In order to Bingge to win this man over, he'd have to channel the vulnerable little boy the world did their best to kill and he dealt finishing blow and unlike Bingmei he doesn't have Airplane around to teach him the way to man's heart so poor guy would have a hard time until he finally had a mental breakdown where Shen Qingqiu got to see it, if so they'd be wed in a week

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Yan Wushi: *actively planning Shen Qiao's downfall and death*

Shen Qiao: I got you another jar of plum juice cause I know you like cleanliness and don't like sharing with others.

Yan Wushi, internally: Fuck fuck fuck, no, you're not supposed to be nice to me!!! You're not supposed to remember little details about me!!! You'll make me fall in love with you then I'll be sad when you die!!! I cannot handle that sir, stop being so considerate and cute RIGHT!! NOW!!!

okay so since nobody else jumped to make this, here we go

(there's a 'see results' option for those who did read svsss at the end of the poll btw!)

(also i ask humbly to reblog if this poll caught your fancy. because most of my followers are from danmei fandoms and likely have read svsss)