long overdue for a scream in the woods

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Detail, 2nd version : Head with the Horns of a Ram, 1853, by Jean-Léon Gérôme.

Maybe in the next life. Or the next.

if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

this is what i think film sonic should look like

2019 mood

When the DM says “I’ll allow it” to your unorthodox idea/request:

something personal

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

NICE

no relationship you enter will ever erase your bisexuality or your connection to women

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland