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My lesbian oc's have definitely committed tax evasion.

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Naryu has more screen time in the Morrowind cinematic trailer than she does in Necrom. She/Her. World champion in the Yearly Todd Howard Insult Competition. You don't deserve to know anything about my personal life because holy shit did you not go to stranger danger class?!? Zirafics on ao3.

Scholars believe the Deal of the Star-Dweller was struck in the late First Era, when a crafty Breton witch communed with both Hermaeus Mora and Azura; a request for a child, born with Daedric blood running through its veins. Both Princes answered, though when the Demi-Prince infant was born, neither could agree on who the true godly parent was. Thus, the Second Deal of the Star-Dweller was struck; that they would split the newborn in half and raise each child separately. 

But the soul knows, you see, and it was not long before the two sisters were reunited, raised with the teachings of Fate, Knowledge, and Prophecy. Bad enough that their power was diminished upon the Split, but true woe upon the Princes; for the sisters take to their human side all too often, care-free and eager to adventure the mortal realm. Difficult to manipulate for the whims, schemes, and plots of the Oblivion kings. I suppose if you had to go drinking with Daedra in Fargrave, Lexian and Zedusi will at least see you safely home and tucked in bed (you may note a coin purse missing in the morning, and odd ramblings scribbled in your journals).  

― Excerpt from Demi-Princes of Nirn and Beyond by Aspasia LaChance.

My ESO twins, sorcerer Lexian Star-Dweller (left) and arcanist Zedusi Star-Dweller (right). Art by @werewolfteeth​. Please do not repost.

As someone who’s living with a middle school social studies teacher, all the posts along the lines of “why did we never learn about this historical event in school” just make me go “because your teacher was supposed to cover all of US history in one year, and they didn’t get to the Revolutionary War until Halloween because they were urged to slow down the progression of the lessons because a more senior teacher was running behind, and they didn’t get to the Civil War until Valentine’s Day because the school kept scheduling every special event during social studies because there’s no end-of-grade testing for that subject, and they didn’t get to WWI until May because they were sick for a few days and the substitute couldn’t do much more than babysit, and now they’re having to do the entire Cold War in two days, so that’s why you didn’t hear about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut. They would have loved to tell you about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut!”

june is NOT pride month. it’s the month when people on the internet who have never been in irl lgbt spaces or have irl lgbt friends will be like “lgbt people need to STOP sucking and FUCKING during pride parades” and then when you go to a parade, instead of seeing the promised sucking and fucking, you get pelted with gay pens from bank of america 

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act