oh my god eleanor figured it all out from episode one
oh my god eleanor figured out the whole scam from the first episode!
and there’s the nine circles of hell on her wall!!!
oh my god eleanor figured it all out from episode one
oh my god eleanor figured out the whole scam from the first episode!
Weird stuff my classmates have said
shut up, you fetus
eating twins is like agario
omg right when you said 'ricardo', a mexican guy walked in!
if you eat a tesla, you would you be, like, electric?
what if pigs gave birth to humans?
alright. make me asian.
are your legs jealous of your arms?
let's put binder paper on the teletubbies' stomachs!
not being hung, just, playing tug-of-war with the roof
your arms feel so sad and depressed
trumpo de mexico!
*singing* HOLOCAUST NATION
i am officially blacker than you
i am milk
i sound like some pasta!
2 +1/2 = 1
he can heat up the floor and we can scramble the eggs!
who is jojo siwa? like some japanese chef or something?
im swedish! ship shop!
There's so many more now....
Dude that's like a weed pineapple
4.25 DOESN'T EXIST
You sound like some noodle
Is 'agua salado', like, salad water?
Stop being a wubble bubble!
Remember when my brother threw broccoli at that old woman?
Yellow doesn't rhyme with teeth!
A CHAIR IS NOT A BUTT
He's like an old cat lady, just petting his skeleton over there in the corner
MOVE, BUS MAN!
*singing* his face is too Mexican for anyone!
Who names their kid "Pillar"?
Bing bong bell went off!
'm' is the speed of the mob trying to steal my m&m's!
Hey, look! We're pee buddies!
So there was this boy named Nugget...
*singing* Feliz Big Mac. Would you like some fries with that?
Oh, you want your mama? Huh? Do you? Well too bad because SHE'S DEAD
*singing* Bagel Daddy!
If you're a hobo, your happy memories are of eating rats
No, you're thinking of Obama Bin Laden
*gets an almond joy* Ugh... Almond Depression.
Your eyes are oily!!!
what happens in middle school nowadays
- mandatory ‘old town road’ singing for the first day of school
- making tweets for homework assignments
- spanish teacher playing despacito
- writing poems in rap format
- writing a poem including the phrase, ‘big hippy’
- convincing teachers it’s pronounced “meh-meh”
- memes in teachers’ lectures
- mandatory fortnite dance learning at school rallies
- spirit shirt had a meme
- school dances:
- baby shark dance-off
- watch me whip comes on, one kid just t poses
- playing ‘old school’ songs, like dynamite (1D)
Weird stuff my classmates have said
shut up, you fetus
eating twins is like agario
omg right when you said 'ricardo', a mexican guy walked in!
if you eat a tesla, you would you be, like, electric?
what if pigs gave birth to humans?
alright. make me asian.
are your legs jealous of your arms?
let's put binder paper on the teletubbies' stomachs!
not being hung, just, playing tug-of-war with the roof
your arms feel so sad and depressed
trumpo de mexico!
*singing* HOLOCAUST NATION
i am officially blacker than you
i am milk
i sound like some pasta!
2 +1/2 = 1
he can heat up the floor and we can scramble the eggs!
who is jojo siwa? like some japanese chef or something?
im swedish! ship shop!