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a cyborg HUD pops up in my vision

𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼...

𝚁𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘: 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝙶𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝚈𝚃𝙿 𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢

> 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙻

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗? (𝚈/𝙽)

> Y

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗? (𝚈/𝙽)

> Y

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛.

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎. 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜: [𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝟷 / 𝟻𝟸𝟺,𝟸𝟾𝟾] 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕟 𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮 ｅｇｇｓ 𝙸 𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕟 𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕟 𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓮 [𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝟸 / 𝟻𝟸𝟺,𝟸𝟾𝟾] ...

thats ok mozilla firefox. What was that noise you just made though

the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet

Would you rather eat an old condom you found on the street that was filled with stale cum and vomit and blood and diarrhea while a crackhead beats you up and another one throws up on you

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Double it and give it to the next person

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

Sarah Tonin Barrage

Sarah Tonin Barrage

the evil clown is your sign to get off tumblr and do something else with your day

not me though i’m on mobile

rubbing a foxgirl's soft fluffy tail is very important

every note this post gets makes my tail fluffier

I cannot take Akio seriously because he looks so much like Long Archer

realising I'm so recovering twitter user brained most of the cool tumblr themes are almost un-navigable to me. what do you mean the like and rb buttons for a post aren't on the post in question. why are they over there. that's the god dang menu

2023: missives from desktop tumblr suggest that per the latest update my mutuals are being hunted by some kind of grotesque clown. staff assure us this is driven by user feedback.

oh you didn’t like the dashboard changes? well here’s a fucking scary clown. how do you like it now, asshole? I bet yesterday’s dash seems like the land of milk and honey.

I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.

@official-boob-posts i dunno if you’ve seen this already but i wanted to shoot my shot

damn well it worked