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Still Falling...

@zigzag-wanderer

Dreamling, Hannibal, Kylux and some other stuff...zigzag#4278 on discord. Zigzagwanderer on Ao3
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people who don't know anything about academics: man y'all are stuffy and boring what's up with that? actual academics: *too busy fist-fighting each other over the beryllium problem or the existence of a dentistry profession in ancient egypt to reply*

people who dont know anything about academics: *for some reason have the illusion of everyone in Fancy Academic Clothes doing Boring Research and glossing over Historical Facts Because Historians Dont Like The Truth*

actual academics: someones lying on the floor in a band tshirt they havent changed out of in three days crying over the paper they’re supposed to be writing that was due over a month ago. the whiteboard says “6 hours since our last fight about Whether Silcrete Exists”. someone wants to give their thesis the title “theyre lesbians harold” but cant figure out how to cite a tumblr post as a title because they havent eaten in 48 hours

People who don't know anything about academics: they're keeping this grand conspiracy about these civilizations a secret!!! actual academics: can barely coordinate a time for a Zoom meeting, will infodump about their specialty for hours without prompting

People who don’t know anything about academics: How dare these stuffy scientists ignore this poor random dude who has a Theory That Changes Everything (and conveniently makes him a small fortune by selling books and DVDs about the Theory) Actual academics: Has already patiently explained to 40 different people why the Theory That Changes Everything doesn’t make any sense and is also kinda racist, but nobody is hyping their answer because it doesn’t make anybody money or make them feel extra special.

‘Yes, it’s a knit cardigan covered in penises.’ Mostly SFW If Your Boss Doesn’t Look Too Close! 👉 https://wp.me/pjlln-1Z5

@sweaterkittensahoy I feel I should introduce you to @windsweptinred since you both share a love of dicks

😂🤣😂 A pleasure my fellow phallic aficionado. @lunaris1013 one more and you can officially class yourself as having a collection of us. 😆

what collective noun are we going by ? @windsweptinred A pricking of phallic aficionados?

Just running forward, alive like wires As I see the past on an empty ceiling I play along with the lies and anyway But hope to god you don't know this feeling Yet in reverse you are all my symmetry A parallel I would lay my life on So if your wings won't find you heaven I will bring it down like an ancient bygone

Call me when you have the time I just need to leave this part of me behind

Do you remember me When the rain gathers? And do you still believe That nothing else matters

For me It's still the autumn leaves These ancient canopies That we used to lay beneath

No, by now The night belongs to you This bough has broken through I must be someone new

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