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colin || he/it/bot || 22 || inhuman || 18+
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zicko

hey there! im colin. i dont have a carrd or an about page or anything special. just know that im a gay transbot and i use he/it/bot pronouns. if anything there severely misaligns with your views then you probably dont belong here

fair warning, i tend to forget to tag some triggers but i try my hardest, and i wont tag the f slur but i dont use it too much!

my main interests are megaman, godzilla, animorphs, garfield, computers, theoretical astrophysics, older videogames, and dragons!

thanks for reading, have a good day and i love you!

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homeboygirl

laughter is the best noise ever i can't believe people are worried they have an "ugly laugh" or whatever it is literally the sound of pure joy and no one should be ashamed of that i <3 ugly laughter

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homeboygirl

im being so serious i love witch cackle laughs i love spray bottle laughs i love wheeze laughs i love snort laughs i love when people laugh so hard they choke i love the sound of fun so so so much. never be ashamed for laughter. if someone tries to make you feel bad about your laugh, laugh louder. and know that i love you for it.

#ive been made fun of for my laughs for so long that i always instinctively apologize if i laugh too hard...
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robotpussy

this has to be one of the evilest photos ever taken. just zero class. no decorum. and the tattoo placement - just nasty. and the fucking hat.... the stylist was out for him that day because who in their right mind would put this together? the pink leggings that actually fade into a shade that matches his skin tone so its like. lorts (legging shorts but illusion) with printed on piss and butternut squash puree stains on the left leg, white suspenders and a fucking pilgrim hat. the fucking fish eye lens and this horrid pose. how do you make a bulge in tight clothing look bad? idk what kind of talent that is but i cannot believe its been done

#his nipples are too low
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deancodedinthewater

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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deancodedinthewater

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

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recapitulation

meal ideas!

low energy ("do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god")

  • mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni ("pizza tacos"!)
  • hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds...heavenly)
  • canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)
  • instant miso soup (warm and lovely!)
  • cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy "charcuterie" type items you like
  • alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)
  • a "deconstructed sandwich": bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)
  • yogurt and granola or fruit

medium energy ("I'll boil water but don't ask me to chop shit")

high energy ("I don't mind chopping some things up!")

other tips:

  • whenever you think of a meal you'd like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a "food ideas" folder. instant visual menu!
  • if you're on instagram, there are a bajillion different recipe accounts that post videos! a few of my favorites: jipsoon_kitchen, eatwitzo, cordandthekitchen, chungeats, tiffy.cooks, two_plaid_aprons
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witchaj

This is all great!

I got this website from a nutritionist and it’s become my absolute favorite way to find new recipes. The search filter options are fantastic! Sorting by method really helps me because I think that’s what makes the biggest difference in how much energy you need.

Recipe Index - Fed & Fit
Visit here to search all of our posts in a comprehensive recipe index. You can find whatever you're looking for to fit your health needs her
Fed & Fit - Easy, Healthy Recipes, Meal Prep, Wellness, and Beauty

And here are some other ideas for low/medium energy meals:

  • Cottage cheese with crackers, fruits and/or veggies.
  • Guacamole with veggies and/or tortilla chips
  • Chickpeas/garbanzo beans with tzatziki. You could add rice, lettuce/spinach, and/or pita.
  • Buffalo cauliflower with yogurt dip. You can roast or microwave the cauliflower, top it with hot sauce, and add bleu cheese or shredded cheddar on top.
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Anonymous asked:

your blog colors are very eyestrain inducing. hurts the eyes to read :(

no hard feelings (!!!!) but i genuinely do not know how it's eye strain inducing? aside from the bright blue of the square but i very specifically used that because of the "blue screen of death." black text on light grey passes basically every color accessibility test

here's the color accessibility chart i like to use

i get migraines too so its important that i follow color accessibility but i don't see the specific issue so i cant rly. fix it if that makes sense

i brightened my blog's background a bit to make it more legible but a bright white background hurts my eyes really bad

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str8aura-no-not-that-one

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

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sunflowerbutch

50k note tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

tiktok voice overlay on top of a slideshow of popular tumblr posts: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

redbubble tshirt that somebody made of the tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

screenshot on twitter that somebody captioned "who else misses tumblr": i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

another tiktok but this time it's an influencer with 100k followers: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

that influencer on the jimmy kimmel show a month later: yeah jimmy it's hard to say where my inspiration comes from. i just... i think when i wrote the line "i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries" it was just sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing, but it turned out to be something that everyone can relate to, which is really heart-warming. it's one of those things that, like, reminds me that i can uplift people and be a voice for them. yeah i do have a new makeup line coming out, "Cran and Bloom," which was inspired by my now-famous tiktok

mcdonald's: we're introducing the new Cran Meal with Berries Sauce

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zicko

so my friend tom can have this collectable plate of king dedede drooling while eating as his icon and not be labeled nsfw but i show a little transgender man titty and suddenly im getting flagged from here to timbuktu

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zicko

And see im okay with king dedede penis i think its epic ‼️ but i wish THIS king's penis could be on display too

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so my friend tom can have this collectable plate of king dedede drooling while eating as his icon and not be labeled nsfw but i show a little transgender man titty and suddenly im getting flagged from here to timbuktu