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@ziamftdamon

Plz honey no
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I love birthdays. Yeah. Aren’t you like a billion or something? We have to adjust your perception of time when you become a vampire, Caroline. Celebrate the fact that you’re no longer bound by trivial human conventions. You’re free. No. I’m dying. And I could let you die… if that’s what you want. 

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Humanity is only as advanced as it is due to a few great minds throughout history. We like to take credit for our species as a whole, but the vast majority are never responsible for any significant change.

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yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

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honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

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tumblr is so funny bc u could have 20,000 followers but then only get 3 notes on some posts which is basically the equivalent of performing a song in front of a sold out arena and hearing like…2 people clapping and one weak cheer

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he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass