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Day of the Dead

When I got these mariachi minifigs, the first thing I thought of was the movie Coco.

There's no official minifig for Miguel but making one was easy enough from other LEGO minifig parts.

I added a fiber optic lamp behind for some festivity. Plus, sometimes I just like bokeh.

NSFW ASKS.

1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want

SEND ME A NUMBER

No one ever asks me for real

NSFW Asks

I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!

1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?

8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

12. What are your hard limits?

13. How often do you masturbate?

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?

16. Folks who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?

18. What’s your opinion on anal?

19. Folks with a dick - does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?

20. Folk with a vagina - can you squirt?

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

22. Are you vocal during sex?

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

28. What are your erogenous zones?

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?

45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

46. Do you like going commando?

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

Team Questions

I noticed most of these questionnaires are just for couples, thought it would be fun to have a set for larger groups.

Send a number and team/group of characters and I’ll answer. Feel free to reblog/use this list

  1. Who gives the best hugs?
  2. Who is the best cook? Who enjoys cooking?
  3. Who is the most likely to make friends with strangers?
  4. Who is most likely to get in to bar fights?
  5. Who plays pranks? Who is the usual victim?
  6. Which ones burst into song? Which ones threaten to kill them in their sleep if they start again?
  7. Who buys useless trinkets when they travel?
  8. Who is the mom friend?
  9. Who is the neat freak?
  10. Who is the nurturing one when someone is sick? Who sprays the whole area with disinfectant?
  11. When they go to theme parks who picks the biggest rides and who prefers the shows?
  12. Which person can fall asleep anywhere?
  13. Who blares music at ungodly hours?
  14. Who sneaks up on everyone?
  15. Which person is the designated picture taker?
  16. Who gives the best/most thoughtful gifts?
  17. Who drinks coffee and who prefers tea?
  18. Who tracks and plans celebration for birthdays and holidays?
  19. Who keeps secrets best? Who can’t help but tell the whole group?
  20. Who is ready for a fight at any moment?
  21. Who is the peacekeeper?
  22. Who is the most easily startled?
  23. Who is dressed well even on off days? Who roams around in sweats and a t-shirt?
  24. Who says “I love you” to everyone?
  25. Who forgets to eat meals?
  26. Who is team dad/the one everyone comes to for advice?
  27. Who plans events meticulously? Who just wings it?
  28. Who has the highest tolerance for alcohol? Who’s a total lightweight?
  29. Who uses nicknames for everyone?

Be as intrusive as you want, I'll answer 110% honestly.

  • 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
  • 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
  • 3. Are you a virgin?
  • 4. Are you in a relationship?
  • 5. Are you in love?
  • 6. Are you single this year?
  • 7. Can you commit to one person?
  • 8. Describe your crush
  • 9. Describe your perfect mate
  • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 11. Do you ever want to get married?
  • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
  • 13. Do you get jealous easily?
  • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
  • 15. Do you have any piercings?
  • 16. Do you have any tattoos?
  • 17. Do you like kissing in public?
  • 20. Do you shower every day?
  • 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
  • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  • 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
  • 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
  • 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
  • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  • 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
  • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  • 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
  • 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
  • 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
  • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
  • 43. How long was your longest relationship?
  • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  • 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
  • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
  • 47. How old are you?
  • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
  • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  • 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
  • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
  • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
  • 55. Share a relationship story.
  • 56. State 8 facts about your body
  • 57. Things you want to say to an ex
  • 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
  • 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
  • 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
  • 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
  • 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
  • 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
  • 64. What is your definition of cheating?
  • 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
  • 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
  • 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
  • 68. What is your sexual orientation?
  • 69. What turns you off?
  • 70. What turns you on?
  • 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
  • 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
  • 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
  • 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  • 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
  • 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
  • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
  • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
  • 83. Who was your first kiss with?
  • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  • 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

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harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

“bad bunny wore a shirt that says “they killed alexa. not a man in a skirt.” and a skirt to bring light to the death of the transgender woman that was killed a few days ago in puerto rico. i love him so much for this “

#JIMIN⁷ 

I dont listen to him but this…this is huge, y'all. This guy is a trendsetter right now for South Americans. Every single family member I have under 40 yrs old is obsessed with Bad Bunny. I gasped when I read this. A latino celebrity of his stature, someone that’s super cool, coming out against transphobia is so wild to me. I’m in shock. Kudos to him.