hello

Mom: “You think that Jimin is perfect now, but in 20 years you’ll look back at these photos and be like-”

Me: “Look children, that’s your father!”

Mom: “What!?”

Me: “What?”

jimin… why

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

everything personal

everything personal

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

im such a bitch 

i love it

following back tons

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

following back tons♡

why do I care about people who clearly don’t give a fuck about me

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato