Im poor and jobless
Please i need to live and also have money to get jobs, and to pay for medical bills that suddenly happen
0/800
still not over how much I love this
Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173
Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.
i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers
Nightingale muscles got the fandom like:
@karthedense as done by Tiamat’s artist for a thing called Chaos Tide Cocoa, BEHOLD!
hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this
wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery
Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!
Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!
thinking back on this I bet this would be like a 1000$ one bed apartment today
no way that a modern landlord would let that many people live there without evicting them
NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth - Sherlock Holmes
The logic is airtight.
Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run
That's just the same man again.
This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED
this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!
I always wear a helmet because one time I saw a video of Tony Hawk skateboarding, and he took a bad fall where his head hit the ground and he skidded for several feet, but he was saved by his helmet.
If even goddamn /Tony Hawk/ on a skateboard can fuck up, I'm not taking any chances with me using a bike. I am not a better bike rider than Tony Hawk is a skateboarder, no way.
Im not doing tricks on my damn commute though am i now?
This idiot doesn't do a wheelie on his way to work
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:
The aliens are gonna be so confused when humans first board their ships and start doing this, and by GOD I hope at least one of them is going to have a camera when it happens.