waking up today and opening tumblr like

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

@akandoo @magnificenttrashcan @crazyvik97 @every-story-is-worth-being-told

Me walking into work

WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS

Guess I`ll die

@krispi-oop @dimonds456 @potato-in-a-fryer @axolotluv @chiera99

XD This is absolutely me. Who’s with me?

gay people meeting up for brunch. based off of this post

fat/chubby girls look good in any shape no matter if they have curves or not!!!!

This is important ‼️‼️‼️

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

this for people to truly understand superman

…. :’<

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman

First Thunder is such a good story, you guys.You should buy it and read it and love it and tell your friends to as well. I mean it. Your crops will thrive.

I’ve reblogged this…a few times. Like, Batman is My Man, got me through a lot of…bad moments in my…let’s go with “troubled” childhood. But, Superman, WHEN HE’S DONE WELL, is just as amazing. The thing is…

The mark, for me, of a well done Superman story, is one that manages to remind us that, for Superman, well…the “superhero” is a facade. An act. A mask he adopts because years ago he and his parents sat down and tried to figure out how he could use his gifts for good and they all decided, AS A FAMILY, that he’d need to adopt a persona, because no one would accept that he was just a lucky Kansas farmboy who wanted to do good. But his real name, his real self? He’s just a farmboy from BFE, Kansas named Clark Kent. Superman is a mask he dons to do the most good, and “Kal-El” is someone who never even had the chance to exist, a stranger that his cousin keeps bringing up early on after they find each other, and he keeps going, “No, my name is CLARK, Kara.” There’s this nice little moment early in the New 52 where Supes and Wonder Woman are talking on top of a building and he’s telling her that it would help if she adopted some sort of “non-Wonder Woman” persona to allow her to get to know the people of the world better, and she says, “Oh, like the reporter?”, and he gets this annoyed look (as much as he ever does) and snaps, “My NAME is CLARK, Diana.”

It’s one of the things that draws a distinction between him and Batman. Bruce Wayne died in an alley on a cold, wet night to the sound of gun shots with his mother’s brains splattered all over his face. Batman is the Truth, Bruce Wayne just a mask, someone he pretends to be because there are some problems Batman can’t solve that Bruce Wayne and his billions can. It’s one of the reasons why Batman’s enemies don’t give a fuck about his “secret identity,” not really, because who gives a shit about Bruce Wayne? Their enemy is BATMAN.

(And besides, the Joker has been known to kill anyone who tries to expose the act, because GOD FORBID someone ruin his little “game”)

And here, at the end, a man Billy only knows as SUPERMAN GOD AMONG MEN takes off his dorky glasses and opens his pencil neck suit (the one Lois makes fun of even AFTER they get married and everything is out in the open between them) to reveal HIS MAJESTY, and this overgrown farmboy sits down and says, “My REAL name is Clark.”

Brilliance.

I…I might cry? Because this, ALL of this, is just pure and wonderful and so, so sweet. It’s so completely Superman too, that Clark would go and befriend this young boy with the weight of the world thrust upon him. Why? Because someone ought to look out for the kid, and it certainly ain’t going to be Dumbledore-On-A-Throne. He has no obligation, no ulterior motive. Billy doesn’t even really need physical protection/assistance, he’s strong as Clark himself. But he needs friendship, comfort, guidance-and damn it all if Clark isn’t going to give it to him.

Lol m*rvel WISHES they could get on this level

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

English: nap

Romanian: :)

English: huh?

Romanian: a baby of a sleep

@the-cloud-road

English: Giraffe

Latin: :D

English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

Serbian:

Serbian: Where wolves fuck

Polish:

Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet

English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

English: raisin

English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?

English: French?

French: …

French: DrY gRaPe

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

Always reblog art! No one sees it if it’s liked. Help circulate an artist’s hard work!

OW

True tho

Liked this, and then did a double take. Please reblog, it means so much to artists. This includes writers too

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

Dragon is cool yeah but “hole in the sun” ?????

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

MEmE

@foolphantasm @honrupi

URGENT PLEASE READ - QUEER WOMAN FACING HOMELESSNESS

Yesterday I got kicked out of my house by my homophobic family because someone close to me told them that I was queer. It’s really hurtful because I was betrayed by close friends and then rejected immediately by my family.

I came back and most of my stuff was still in the house except for a few pieces of clothes and personal items, they won’t let me back into the house and I’m scared of being assaulted. My friend offered to let me stay with them for a few days, but after that I’ll be effectively homeless with no money, food, or shelter.

I’m trying to figure out what to do and trying to contact as many people as I know who may let me stay with them, but I’m very scared and uncertain.

My paypal is paypal.me/sofijaGV please donate anything if you can I will be forever grateful. Please signal boost if you can Ireally need the help of the LGBTQ community right now.

The cheapest room I can find is around 70 bucks a night, I need to be out of my friends house by the 4th and so I need to stay somewhere from the 4th to the 14th when it’s my payday. I need 710 just to cover the price of a room. This doesn’t include food but I can use my overdraft for that and go hungry for a while.

So far, I’ve collected 95.11 out of 710. I get paid on the 14th and my pay cheque should be about 300/400 dollars which is good for another weeks stay. My uni friends have offered me a place at their rental starting September 2nd until I can get back on my feet. Thank you so much for everyone who has donated and reblogged so far you’re saving my life.

paypal.me/sofijaGV or sofija.garvnov@gmail.com

I’m at 182/710 thank you all so much for helping me in this time of need, I really appreciate it and you’re saving my life.

220/710 thank you all for your kindness, I wish the best for all of you who have donated and signal-boosted!!

me, not even doing sound on for this before reblogging it

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

*looks at reblog button slowly presses it like a cat knocking of a glass of water*

The Falcon and the Wiener Soldier series leaked scenes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🎬

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

im not gonna tell people to unfollow me, but if you’re biphobic then i’d be wondering why youre following me in the first place…

Funny though, I’m bisexual and the first thing idiot guys and some women would ask me if I would do 3 somes with their friends and I’d just be like 😒. Bisexuals are treated like shit and are only wanted as sexual tokens….

Ughh also that

“Bisexuals are greedy and gross. Like. They should stick to liking men or women and not both. Being gay is acceptable but being bi isn’t” LITERALLY SHIT A COWORKER SAID TO ME and the reason I tell no one I’m bi.

“If you’re biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.”

You biphobic? You get le stab

But fr, ‘tis 2020. Just stop if you’re gonna be out here hating on people’s sexuality smh

As I bisexual the first part was really sad to read

I don’t stay up that late but this is too funny not to share lmao