i’m losing my mind look at these teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza..........
This is supposed to be the outfit that protects Link from acquiring frostbite.
Between this top and the acrylics, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD
Update: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand

Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅
Just started tears of the kingdom and all I can think of is link when he wakes up in a mysterious cave, butt naked and without any weapons with a disembodied voice guiding him:
My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food
Wait do people actually use the cooking mechanic??? At most I'll throw an armful of raw meat onto an open flame. Otherwise I'm just cramming a thousand raw nuts and apples in my face between hits.
I’m calling the Link social services on so many people
Please direct all ur friends & followers to vote for me in the @mixed-race-matchups I NEED to FIGHT MARKIPLIER and I’m the only other real person there !!! I’m basically an endangered species and voting for me is nature conservation!!
I wanna try gouache
“come back with a warrant”
i felt that. i shall start using that answer. it’s perfect.
[ID: Red text on a black background that reads, “You like that stuff? Blood, guts, torture?” /end ID]











