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Is this. Not what everyone on the planet does
not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.
i’m not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you’re suffering and never take a breath and remember it’s not all bad, you’ll end up making yourself worse.
like, i’ve been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?
i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he’ll have to try harder.
i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.
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the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop
reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws
please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw
UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room
I think Discord should allow server admins to change the collective noun to replace "people" in "Several people are typing...."
"Several Rats are typing...."
"Several Hoes (affectionate) are typing...."
"Several Blond Headed Himbos (derogatory) are typing...."
"Several Feral cats in a trench coat are typing...."
"Several greesy haired gamers are typing...."
"Several effeminate gamers are typing...."
Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.
The rats have fled the sinking ship
The wolves have fled the sinking ship
The dragons have fled the-
I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.
i have no idea if this is funny to anyone else but the other night i had a dream that i was watching some weird TOP TEN WEIRDEST WEAPONS thing and for #1 they showed like a bunch of .50 cal snipers progressively longer than the last until the last one was like a mile long like
also the barrel was so long that when you looked through the scope, you could literally only see to exactly where the barrel ended, and that made me laugh so hard that i woke up
holy fuck this is exactly it
becausebirds
Australian Magpie
juicedoesthings
Me: that’s a cool name for a bike
Me after finishing the video: oh
