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masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl. 

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

Today might be the beginning of spring, but we chose to stay inside. What are you doing to keep yourself busy?

why is mr. Clean in the back

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

Holy shit.

I almost scrolled past but I bottomed out at ^ picture.

The judging face… that phantom stance, I was helpless.

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned

This keeps me up at night

Hey bro please delete that aesthetic picture of a drainage pipe you reblogged OP said something racist in 2007

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

Before and after a night with SHREK😫😫😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅

The best vibrating bed money can buy

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

It’s November

thank you franklin