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The Zelda Diarist

@zeldadiarist

(AKA The writer Formerly Known as zeldasdiaries) Gigi. She/her. As old as the franchise. I write and draw - I'm currently into the Golden Chain AU trash can. https://linktr.ee/ZeldaDiarist

Socials Masterpost

I forgot to make a social media compilation here (having my linktree on the bio is not enough definitely):

Instagram (I'm very active here, I also share some original art sometimes!)

Ko-fi (If you want to throw a couple of bucks at me, or buy some goodies!)

Redbubble shop (I have some Zelda and non-Zelda prints and stickers available here!)

Archive of Our Own (with all my works so far)

Ongoing :

  • The Golden Chain

Finished:

  • The Young Queen’s Diaries
  • Playgirl
  • Pas de Deux

Unfinished/On Standby/ Sorta abandoned

  • Zelda’s Log
  • Son of The Wild

One shot compilations:

  • Zelink Assortment
  • Zelink week prompts

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

  • change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
  • this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
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  • drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
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  • tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
  • be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen

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I'm a bit tired of Zelda's suitors/ex-boyfriends being the asshole type in fics. Wow, does this woman have had taste in men. Or maybe there are only jerks in Hyrule and every single kingdom beyond.

Seriously, we can do better. Women are allowed to say no to a guy just because they are not their type or they simply don't vibe. And men are allowed to be nice, courteous, and caring without being Link ending up as her perfect partner.

THIS.

Heck, folks can read the Friends wiki about all the exes in the show, get some more realistic but still interesting ideas for an ex.

Here’s some ideas:

  • They were in love with someone else and either told their partner and ended on good terms - or didn’t tell them and got caught cheating, ending on bad terms.
  • They tried but failed to get invested in the character’s work and/or hobbies, e.g. sports.
  • They had personal issues that took a toll on the relationship. They could’ve either called things off so they could work on themselves, or they ended on bad terms. (you can use this to have an ex work on themselves and go find the character only to find them in a new relationship.)
  • They could’ve gone on some trip and come back a different person after trying a ton of new things, finding confidence and taking it too far. They could take the breakup as a “you can’t handle the new me” or “whoops, I’ll need to find a balance”. (again, maybe they come back to find it’s too late)
  • They behaved according to the local norms but once the character went with them to their home, they discover a set of norms and traditions that were a big ol’ NOPE. Character could maybe literally sneak out of it, the ex gets a bit pissed for the lack of closure and tries to talk to them about it but keeps getting reasons they see as “weak excuses”. Doesn’t necessarily make them a jerk, just offended with how the character handled the culture clash.
  • They were a lot older (or age wasn’t even discussed until late in the relationship) and it made it all too weird but they can’t deny that they still loved their time together (like Monica and Richard in Friends).
  • They were thought to be dead, character moves on, ex returns and things get messy.

Please, folks, anything but the same old manipulative asshole that just “seemed nice when they got together”, those should be reserved for those self-aware comedic dramas and such.

You can have an ex as an antagonist without making them evil!

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Yes, some good examples and a good research tip.

I want to add that they don't have to be an antagonist at all! Think of the narrative power of a suitor who's supportive of Zelda's plans because they might align with his own. An ex-friend who feels bad about breaking up because it didn't work out and plays matchmaker. Her husband of an arranged marriage who's aro-ace or gay and is happy about reigning with her and relieved that she turns to Link for everything else.

There are a hundred ways to write this more interesting instead of 'what a jerk, can't wait when she ends up with flawless Link'.

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can we as a society move on from writing loz women who arent zelda disgustingly out of character for the sake of bolstering zelink. like im sorry but writing a really evil ooc ilia or mipha or malon or etc just because they "get in the way" of zelink (they don't) is just bad writing. stop bashing other woman characters to support ur ship lol

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guess i angered ppl with this one lol

i dont really need to defend myself but the point of the post is people who make the characters evil purely for the reason listed above not just bc u want to do it for fun lol

The Golden Chain Mastepost (LoZ AU)

I guess it’s time to make one about this LoZ AU series, to make reading less messy, and more enjoyable.

The Golden Chain narrates the journey of a Link of Gerudo roots and a half-Sheikah Zelda in a modern Hyrule, facing an unknown enemy in a time where magic is nearly extinct, only a handful of people use it. You can check the tag to see all the fanart I’ve shared (or my Instagram if you wanna see more!)

Here is the first incarnation of the Golden Chain, made for Zelink week 2017! Link and Zelda are very different here (Link has an almost completely different appearance).

Dear Writers Everywhere:

1. It’s okay if you lose interest in your story. It doesn’t mean you wasted your time; it means you’re growing in your hobby.

2. It’s okay not to want to publish your work; that doesn’t mean your writing isn’t worth reading. It means you have different goals than some other writers.

3. It’s okay if you need a break sometimes. It’s frankly unrealistic to think you never will.

4. It’s okay to write fanfiction; that doesn’t make you any less of a writer but makes you that much more of a fan.

5. It’s okay to sometimes have self-doubt. After all, you are human and sometimes as humans it’s easy to fall into that trap. Sometimes the feeling doesn’t even have anything to do with the writing but has everything to do with being overwhelmed, mentally exhausted and ready to give up. Don’t give up.

6. It’s okay to feel relief and happy upon reading this. Give a like if you did and spread it to your writer followers and maybe make their day a little.

🤍 H

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Skyward Zelink <3

I haven’t finished Skyward because totk came out when I was about to finish it, but so far it’s been a favorite for sure ❤️✨ I would like to believe they got married and lived happily in Skyloft ❤️ (or at least I hope so 😭)

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Not crazy about people writing off the Titan submersible incident as some schadenfreudic buzzstory they can rag on for a handful of internet funny points. I get the frustration, I really do. At least three of the passengers had to shell out $250,000 a ticket for a glorified deep sea Disney ride. The CEO of OceanGate is a capitalist wackjob who has been complaining about and bypassing safety regulations for years, despite multiple warnings, and now the retrieval is taking up time and resources from multiple countries that could have been put to better use. But one of the crew members on board was also the nineteen year old son of another passenger. I doubt his involvement extended much beyond “I’m going on a fun trip with my dad.” Another was an unaffiliated researcher who joined the expedition to collect environmental samples for DNA analysis. Not everyone on board was a high-rolling corporate yuppie. (And even if they were, it’s still a pretty objectively horrific way to die.) Instead of memes, I’d rather see this prompt a discussion on the ethics and potential regulation of scientific tourism.

The above also doesn’t change the fact that this is dragging media attention away from more pressing issues, such as the sinking of the Andriana. I guess “THE TITANIC CLAIMS ANOTHER FIVE VICTIMS” is a more colorful headline than “the EU’s xenophobic migration policies have led to the deaths of hundreds of migrants seeking asylum in Italy, and an active cover up is now taking place, headed by Greek authorities.” Seeing all this energy be funneled towards dragging this tiny capsule out of the Atlantic when up to five hundred refugees - mostly women and children - were locked in the hull of a ship and left to suffer the exact same fate, while Coast Guard vessels looked on and did nothing (or even had an active role in the capsize after a botched attempt to tow it, according to some testimonies), illustrates the sway money and race have in what we pay attention to. It’s a gruesome example of inequity in action.

I had compared what happened to the Titan to the Kursk incident, but the Andriana doesn’t have the luxury of being a freak accident. Over 25,000 migrants have disappeared or drowned trying to cross the Mediterranean since 2014, with over 2,000 deaths taking place in 2022 alone. Those are staggering numbers. Protests have broken out across Greece over the past week in the wake of the tragedy, advocating for migration reform.

While these sorts of mass casualty events tend to leave us feeling disheartened and helpless, there are ways to help. Below is a link to SOS Humanity’s donation page. Reputable search and rescue organizations such as SOS Humanity or SOS Mediterranée built their mission statements around helping migrants like the ones on board the Andriana. Donate if you can, spread the word if you can’t.

the oceangate situation is really funny but i do want to take a moment to look at the fact that five people of their own volition decide to go two miles under the sea in something controlled by a $30 xbox controller with no beacon or way to navigate, go missing, and immediately a massive search effort is underway with people anxiously combing the ocean for any sign of these chucklefucks, but the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate

you can and should hate rich people, but you also need to show up for the oppressed

the eu has blood on their hands <3

Mediterranean countries are also trying to make it illegal to aid any immigrant coming through boats, btw, which also means getting arrested for saving someone from drowning at fucking sea.

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What if I was stranded on the other side of a canyon, far away, and you, my best friend, were waiting for me to arrive, not knowing what happened on my trip

and we were both Koroks

Have a fun little prompt:

TP Zelda gets a dog. Link is unimpressed. She calls the dog Link. Chaos ensues.

That's it. That's the prompt.

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— Replaced —

“What is that?”

“The latest taxation proposition for Lanayru province.”

“Not that. That.”

The queen set the top page of her report aside, not deigning to glance beneath her desk.

“It’s a dog.”

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Just a reminder my blog is trans inclusive. It’s bi inclusive. It is pan inclusive. It is intersex inclusive. It is ace/asexual inclusive. It is aro/aromantic inclusive. It is queer inclusive.

I don’t support terfs or exclusionists.

If you came here looking for an ally in your bigotry you came to the wrong blog. Go away. You are not welcome here.