no way. he finally reached the top after 5 years
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botw x the shape of water anyone??? @inconsistentwriter gave me the idea 👀👀 jujujj ily
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oh, you’re playing the legend of zelda? i love that game. the way zelda’s just [clenches fist] a frickin legend
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me playing breath of the wild
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every Breath of the Wild cutscene summarized:
someone: expressing deep and heartfelt emotion
Link:
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"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
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"he was so insane for this" and it's just the hero of hyrule wearing a cunty little outfit
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"I hope Tears of the Kingdom inspires players to be more creative than my dumbass son" - Eiji Aonuma
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WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL
STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD
they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator
the saga continues
umm compilation
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can’t get meee! 😈 cAnnot get’uh MEEE~! 😝 ,,this thing is EENdestructible dude ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AAAARGH *inhale* DE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!??!??
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look at this neat doritos i got
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HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!
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the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
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Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
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Playing BOTW: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting apples! I am finding treasure!
Playing TOTK: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting - oh my god the trees are alive and trying to kill me! Who thought it was a good idea to give the floormaster steroids?! THE BASEMENT IS FUCKING HAUNTED!!!!!!
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yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is
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Why do the hyrule chasms look like butt holes
??? Not me skydiving directly into Ganon's leaky boy pussy
Where's Shakira??
Africa.... obviously. did you not listen to her song??? 🙄
The other pop girls couldn't do it
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You're Prince Sidon's political marriage fiancee. I'm the guy in that statue he commissioned, the one where I'm riding him? We are not the same.
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Originals under the cut :]
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[ID: A screenshot of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 64. Link is standing incredibly close to the camera, which is looking down at him, and can only be seen from the waist up. He's staring straight into the camera, face partially covered by the game HUD. There's all caps text on the bottom of the image that reads "No bitches?". End ID.]
Date of Origin: August 12th, 2022.
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People out there building battle mechs, meanwhile I don't even like when I have to build a raft 😂
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