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This Just In: Giant Beast Gingerly Eats Dandelions. More at 11.
I know this beast could fuck my entire shit up and break all my bones, but i want to kiss its soft head so bad
One reason bison are so good at fucking people's shit up? That hump. It's not fat, like you might assume - it's pure damn muscle and bone.
Here's Ernie, the taxidermy bison mount at the Flint Hills Discovery Center in Kansas. Take a look at the inside of that hump!
If you remember in the giraffe neck post, I talked about how the spikes of bone that come off the backs of vertebrae are called spinous processes, and they're muscle attachment spots. (All animals have them because it's where a lot of spine muscles attach - when you run your fingers down someone's spine and feel bumps, you're feeling the much smaller human versions). The rule for muscles attachment sites is: the bigger the piece of bone that anchors it, the bigger the muscle. So those huge spikes of bone inside a bison's hump are the anchor points for absolutely monstrously sized neck/shoulder muscles.
Bison need these huge-ass neck muscles because they search for grass in the winter by shoving snow out of the way with their very large, heavy heads. It's quite literally a built-in suspension system for a meat-based snowplow.
According to at least one reputable source I found, the muscles in the hump also help the bison hold their head up when they run. (This tracks with analogous anatomy on other mammals, but I can't find a diagram of exactly what muscles attach where for bison to confirm it.)
All of this means that they can swing their heads with an enormous amount of force. That's part of why people who make bad life choices about harassing bison in national parks often get so hurt - they're not just dealing with a very angry, very large animal with very sharp horns, but one whose offensive capacity is backed by a huge heavy head and propelled by a truly extraordinary mass of muscle.
When there is no conflict, thought, that massive neck just supports their head while they daintily eat dandelions.
what's the hillbilly bears' relationship like. are they gaying
In their human version and here, they are being fruity with each other, yes. But I'm also toying the idea of them having a third peep in the mix for goofs.
seeing characters get twink-ified is so scary its scarier than the flaming skull
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I'm leaving for a week or two so if I'm not as responsive or productive it's normal. You all keep safe and have a great week !
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male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox
like you could not spare even one more polygon? in 2023?
Modders are literally doing god's work
It’s been miserably hot, so please enjoy Cinza simultaneously cooling off but also breaking into the ASMR scene





