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My hippie deer girl Samantha!

LOOK AT HER

Put your height in the tags

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

fuck whoever turned off reblogs on this post

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them

People on this website will come up to you and demand to know if you're "pro-apple" or "pro-berries" and if you ask why those are the only two options they tell you to kill yourself

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

You can only pay off your sister's student loans once, so you might as well make it a memorable experience for all.

The duck is an inspired surrealist moment

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

Bill Watterson, 1995

You're not alone or the first to feel like everything is going too fast

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

spread the word everyone

Update: They've moved the hotline to a form on their website in an attempt to stem the flow.

I've been stressed lately so I've been relistening to the Alex Jones depositions to relax. I think my favorite repeating bit is when the plaintiffs lawyer will ask a totally normal question like "Do you recall saying this?" And Alex will go on like a 5 minute rant trying to evade. But he gets so into the evasion rant that he starts to make himself mad and completely loses track of the topic and then the lawyer just goes:

"Mr. Jones do you know what question I just asked you"

This post is a banger from line one

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

This kid is KILLING it!

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

Been meaning to do this for years

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

*scrolls past*

*reads caption*

*scrolls back to reblog*

You love and support trans women!

Si hacen remake de los Vengadores ya tienen sustituto para Ojo de Halcón.