ayooo,, guess who just made a fic for the first time in months!!
Summary:
Tommy needs a place to hide from his old mentor.
Aimsey needs a place to stay after they got kicked out of another apartment.
Tubbo needs a place to lay low for his mission.
Ranboo needs some roommates to help pay the ever-increasing rent.
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OR: When four people with terrible secrets locked up tight meet, how long will it take for one of them to crack?
chapter four is posted!!
final chapter of this fic is posted!!
It's a beautiful day on the hermitcraft server, and you are a horrible buttercup
Driverless cars are stupid and will get people killed, but more importantly, There are train stations in a lot of cities* and if you wait there long enough a train should arrive
*offer not valid in Las Vegas
truly only someone as insane as grian could come up with and commit to an idea like rebuilding a fully terraformed forest over a 250,000 block hole and only people on a server as insane as hermitcraft would hear about it and go yeah that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard. i’m in
Happy birthday to Scar! Now it’s time to plan his funeral…
Whelp. The goat is out of the bag now!!! 🐐
(Scar's Birthday Livestream August 19th 2023)
*FURTHER BREAKING NEWS EDIT*:
(That is the gif from the mummy btw, Doc is a Goat of Taste)
Scar also apparently got a discord message that he can't read out loud to chat because "It has naughty words" 😭
"Pinkie" and Thea (Twilight)!
Rosita Piedra (nicknamed Pinkie), Ponyville's favorite dancer, musician, festival-planner, baker-in-training, and vaudeville & burlesque performer! Her hyperactive energy's matched only by her love for the community.
Thea Sullivan, Ponyville's newest resident librarian and witch-in-training! She's as smart as a whip, with a tendency to fly off the handle at moments of high stress. Now if only she could get her nose out of a book long enough to make some friends...
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
can i say. EXCEPTIONALLY funny that apparently they gathered help by showing up to the weekly hermitcraft meeting and going "hey does anyone want to fuck with doc" and literally everyone who was there answered yes. ISKALL showed up. ISKALL. this is the true spirit of hermitcraft: coming together to help each other with a huge project (that project is fucking with your friends),
hey i have hiccups can someone scare me
HOO!
thanks it worked
……you can go now
when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text
I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!
this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version
Tallulah confesses that she popped two totems and almost died the other day while Phil was offline, and Phil reacts about as well as you'd expect him to.
Thoughts on NPC streams
idk what that is
funniest gag is when something with an otherwise decent artstyle suddenly starts looking like complete shit for comedic value. second funniest gag is when something that already looks like complete shit for comedic value suddenly looks SUPER good for even MORE comedic value
HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!
Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.
Make sure you have enough meds!
Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener.
Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge.
Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.
Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.
Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).
Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.
Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.
If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.
Be safe, be well <3
What the fuck?
???? WHAT???
Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.
Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.
Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.
Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.
Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.
Alright, for those not up to date on Iskall's vods, here's the deal. He's been dealing with something truly horrid since his last youtube upload, something he does not want to talk about.
However, he's planning on making a return to uploading videos soonish. No specific dates. Just soon.
When Iskall does return- whenever that might be- we should try to come out in force for him. Remember when Mumbo took some time off? When Jevin mentioned he was feeling crummy? When Wels and Joe said they needed some help?
Same deal. When Iskall comes back, let's get into that comments section and make some positive noise!
“They never left the desert” “They never made it to spring” “They never left the snow” “They never left the Crastle” “they never left the—“
CAN THESE GUYS MOVE????
Man the housing market has been so bad lately tho. It’d be a miracle if they could even find a moderately narratively significant dirt hut to rent
