I don't want nudes; I want pictures of Spider-man!

According to a box of Mac and Cheese, i’m a family of four

Jack Kirby, the King of Comics, designs in Thor Ragnarok https://twitter.com/Peter_Fries/status/851454320117547008

This is too cool to not share. Jack Kirby was the man.

*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*

*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*

They sing no songs in Hel… nor do they celebrate heroes…

…for silent is that dismal realm and cheerless…

…but the story of the Gjallerbru and the god who defended it is whispered across the Nine Worlds…

…and when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head…

…the answer is always the same…

…he stood alone at Gjallerbru…

…and that answer is enough

- The last stand of The Executioner, Thor #362, story and art by Walt Simonson

If we get this in Thor: Ragnarok, it will be the best Marvel movie ever.

Crayons are just like M&M’s..they taste the same no matter what color they are.

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

math

death

wake up america 

and it hurts like hell.

You never notice how much you swallow your own spit, until you get strep throat.

literally just throw claire temple in every single piece of superhero media moving forward

give her a scene in avengers 3 taking tony stark down a notch or two

show her sassing rocket raccoon in guardians of the galaxy 2

stick her in shield for a hot second and let her and may and mack bond over the ridiculous messes they always clean up

let cisco vibe over to her earth and have her immediately throw him back into the wormhole

have her walking down the street while the justice league assembles and immediately turn around and nope the fuck out

get her at a table in a hole in the wall mexican restaurant next to deadpool in full costume asking her if she’s ever had the chimichangas

throw her in the incredibles 2 as edna mode’s goddaughter

make her the new stan lee of cameos

If everyone moaned sexually during TSA pat-downs, the TSA would do fewer pat-downs.

It’s one thing for other people to see potential in you, and it’s quite another for you to understand that and see it in yourself.

X-Men 

Created by Aaron Frey

Jessica Henwick photographed for The New Potato

Ugh. Jessica Henwick. ❤

I’ve passed 30 and I guess I’m going to have to finally accept that I’m not secretly a witch, wizard, vampire slayer, princess, fairy queen or otherwise special.

Real life super smash bros