I want everyone to know in my head I pronounce “queue” like “quiche”
incel-moved-deactivated20210803
ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc
grimshady
If someone does a Goofy cover of Rhianna's song Umbrella and doesn't start the song by going "Ahyuck! Ahyuck!" I'm going to be EXTREMELY disappointed
wait why do you think steven lim caused the tunguska event. it's him obviously but still. i wanna hear theories.
HOO BOY, HAVE I GOT SOME EVIDENCE FOR YOU!!!
- As we know, in episode 1 of Mystery Files, Ryan and Shane cover the DB Tuber Heist. They eventually begin to discuss who would be most likely to rob a bank, and they both settle on Steven Lim. The seeds of suspicion have been sown, as they both don't fully trust Steven and believe that he is capable of nefarious things.
- In Mystery Files episode 2, the episode ABOUT the Tunguska event, a plethora of different theories are discussed as to how the event actually happened. However, there are two theories that we have to pay special attention to:
- ICE BALLS. Shane discusses a theory that the Tunguska event could've been caused by a glacial meteorite of sorts. A ball of ice. What do you do with a ball??? You throw it. Who has a history with throwing ice???
- ALIENS. Shane posits that perhaps the Tunguska event was caused by an alien spacecraft. Gee, if we only knew a guy who was a little bit unhinged and also an alien...
- "But Boog," you silly Watcherinas cry, "How could Steven have caused the Tunguska event??? That happened ages ago!!!" Well, my boogers, it has already been established in the WCU (Watcher Cinematic Universe) that little guys with blue hair are capable of... TIME TRAVEL. Especially with Steven being an alien, who's to say he didn't have access to time travelling technology??? Unlike The Professor, he doesn't need a genie to grant him wishes, he can just zap to the past with his alien technology whenever he wants to.
- What if I told you I knew EXACTLY when Steven Lim left to cause the Tunguska event??? Because I do. Remember the season finale of Too Many Spirits??? Remember when Steven just... Left???
- Just look in his eyes. Those are the eyes of a man intent on fucking up a whole ton of trees because he thinks it's be funny for his friends to cover on their little mystery show. So yes, Steven is responsible for the Tunguska event.
- HOWEVER, I have a follow up theory, a theory that every single unsolved mystery on Mystery Files was caused by Steven Lim. He did all of it. How??? Because. Because he did. It's obvious. Thank you for your time.
Petition for mystery files to tackle the German Cookie Monster gate. That's the exact right amount of whaky crime that would fit. People 'kidnapped' a 44 pound golden cookie statue and sent a ransom note to the cookie manicaturer demanding they donate chocolate cookies to a local children's hospital and 1000 Euros to an animal center, otherwise the cookie would 'end up with Oscar in his trash can'. This is the picture they sent:
In the end, they reached a peace treaty with the manufacturer and just gave the cookie back. No one was ever caught.
My boyfriend and I were trying to be romantic right before this and this is where it ended up
What’s the best thing to do when you’re bored?
ryan knows how to sell his silly little ghost hunting show
happy pride to the most important friendship bracelet ive made for ghost files live so far
STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]