Literally the gf and I yesterday
celtic-strass
This is capitalism, not communism or socialism
How so?
Only in that tumblr labels anything and everything they don’t like as capitalism because they don’t really know what the word means.
Maps are absolutely fucking subhuman. Pedophiles are not people. People who disagree are subhuman too, and deserve to have the absolute worst humanity can bring inflicted upon them. Especially if they offend.
hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere
just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd
“It’s hard to find adhd resources for adults”
“Have you tried the misinformation vortex?”
Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.
Contestant: have sex.
Steve Harvey:
your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them
I had the…strangest encounter at work today.
Someone got…weirdly interested in me today. Made all sorts of odd comments about me. A lot of comments about me being a ginger.
But when they realized I wasn’t interested…they got weird. It was like it was offensive. Like I don’t get hit on by women very often, right? It’s rare. But I was not okay with it, and then basically to be insulted six ways to Saturday and twice on Sunday because I said no? Like…im sorry it offends you that I have sex with a man, and I don’t like pussy.
It’s like the same energy of the guy that wouldn’t keep his eyes off my fucking tits. Like bro.
That's just not ok. They need to fuck off.
Red tell me about it.
And apparently she’s so salty about it that she’s tried bad mouthing me to people. Same insults and everything. Like bro…I’m living rent free in your head hours later?
It’s funny as hell, but seriously
Don’t turn people into a fucking fetish. It’s weird.
Few things more pathetic than angry and rejected lesbian femcel. Probably doesn’t wash her ass for weeks on end.
I can’t honestly vouch for that part but femcel was obvious.
I dont cut my hair short as a signal to random lesbians, I cut it off because it takes two seconds to wash and an entire bottle of shampoo in over a year, if there wasn’t two other ladies sharing that bottle.
...Sorry, I thought you were a dude...My bad.
Your picture looks like a dude?
Like, vaguely so. You know?
No
No it doesn’t. I don’t have a man’s face. So tell me what makes me look like a dude?
It looks like a dude's face to me...Dunno what to tell ya.
Then you’re blind.
Like I don’t mean to be a dick but I do not look like a man. I’ll be the first second and last person to tell you I’m an ugly bitch, but a manly one I’m not.
Like for fucks sake my blog is nine years old. I’ve been telling everyone my name is ducking Lily/Lilyana for the entire nine years. How do people still make this mistake after following me for so fucking long.
No? That jawline is way too masculine looking. Female jaws, you know, tend to be very pointy and what not.
I'm not on here daily so I musta missed, sorry bout that.
So because my fucking face is far I look like a dude?
Lala is just unobservant and unaware.
Lala is a goddamn retard is what he is
something just occurred to me about country folk and the whole gun thing. i live near a city up north where there’s way more violence and a necessity to protect your home and family. if people living in those conditions are able to recognize why we need gun control, why can’t people living in sunny remote areas where folks just have good old-fashioned proper manners recognize it? like, billy bob what are you protecting your family from? your neighbor’s brisket? tennessee’s weird fascination with four leaf clover highways? sally mae droppin’ by just to say “bless yer heart”?
eltigrechico
they need guns because of “cityfolk” who dehumanize them and try to strip them of their rights and means to self defense
trashcanbees
why won’t these dumb hicks agree to give up their guns???
just shut up
catsalads
*stage whispers* animal control, you call animal control
trashcanbees
you think I’ve got 30+ minutes to wait around for that when i come face to face with any one of those animals in my own backyard?
yeah i’m gonna wait an hour for animal control from the nearest city to come capture the coyote that is eating my chickens right in front of my face
hominishostilis
“JuSt HaVe ThE MaiD Do iT!!”, fuck you StateCuck.
I swear, anti-gunners never fail to display why they’re privileged and naive enough to think they can just outsource their safety, regardless of what the threat is.
Yet another perfect example of why these fuckers have no clue what they’re talking about but they think they know what’s best for you - and they’re classist fucks, to boot.
OH, and one last thing - those “people who live in cities who can figure out why we need gun control”?
Most of them live in cities that already have stringent gun control laws, that still have high gun crime and crime in general - yet presumably they’re dumb enough to think more laws will solve the issue of crime.
How come the “dumb hicks” you guys try to dump on can grasp this concept, but you “civilized educated city folk” can’t?
What is up with you conservatives and guns? They're literally just deadly fire-breathing, metal-spitting tools. They don't matter in the grand scheme of things!
Your description of guns is proof that the education system in this country is making people dumber, not smarter.
Conservatives value human life and human rights and guns are essential to protect those things. But you're going to be taught by the left that they are just scary fire breathing death monsters so you get scared into submission and they can take your rights away without you trying to fight them because you bought into the lie that self defense is bad. And unfortunately it's working on you.
lmao this person just dm'd me to basically say guns aren't necessary because martial arts is a thing. Like martial arts is good to know but it's not better than a gun. so ok buddy you use martial arts when you're in a life or death situation and I'll use a gun and we'll see which one works better.
Cops should just use martial arts when they are going after mass shooters.
hey everyone if you're being raped you don't need a gun you just need martial arts and that will protect you just fine.
The soldiers in the Revolutionary War should have just used martial arts to stick it to the British.
Also, super fucking ablest to to assume everyone can just learn martial arts
These folks usually know as much about guns as they know about martial arts.
Which is basically nothing.
“You are proof the education system in this country makes you dumber...”
jfc that is the truest of statements, holy hell.
Capitalism is when there's a mass shooting every day, the planet's on fire, pandemics can't be responded to properly and workers cannot afford food and a home. Socialism has never been tried 💜
uncle-cazador
Finding out thatstoocute is 14 is the least surprising thing that's happened this month.
Education has failed yet another child.
honestly we need a historian to document and analyze the fanfiction liberals made about joe biden to like, sell themselves on voting for him. "he's such a standup and virtuous guy unlike trump" ma'am he was credibly accused of sexual misconduct/assault by multiple women, actively fought against and impeded integration, and has said stellar things like "poor kids are just as smart as white ones". the man you are praising is not real, you imagined him to cope.
yeah and op I hope you don't mind if I add that he's also, you know, responsible for pushing some of the most punitive laws at the height of the "drug war" that resulted in mass incarceration, he even criticized republicans like reagan and bush for not being hard enough on drug issues (source from vox) (source from the intercept)
bidens not just bad, he's a fucking demon.
Don't forget the whole thing where he gave the order to abandon US allies in Afghanistan, like the local guides and translators who were immediately hunted down and tortured to death
Joe Biden also wrote Omnibus Counterterrorism Act, which was partially passed in 1996, and the rest was repackaged and passed as the Patriot Act, greatly curtailing citizens' privacy and freedom. Biden himself has claimed credit for the Patriot Act multiple times.
He also ran for president once before in 1988, but dropped out after being caught plagiarizing his speeches.
Joe Biden was a nightmare candidate with dementia/Alhzeimers to boot, but the media told us that since he won South Carolina he was the winner and Democrats lined up to sing his praises right on schedule, lying to themselves about his racist, dishonest, authoritarian, sex predator ways because all that mattered was getting power back from Orangeman.
It impresses me the sheer delusional copium they take to justify it.
wow and florida is right where the penis should be goddamn...
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
THE MATH LADY IS BISEXUAL
When you’re trying to figure out which gender you like
i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive
bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how
For all she knew (very little) he might have been a Dark Wizard summoning demons and i'm 60% sure you're not allowed to do that on a plane anymore.
30yos being like "capitalism is bad bc when I spend all my money on starbucks and funkos I don't have any left for bills" like have you tried not acting like a child for three seconds bc capitalism is working fine for me
This post pissed off the "adults buying snacks and toys instead of paying bills" fandom
