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Zarek, the Lord of the Fries

@zarekthelordofthefries

Voted the Fire Emblem Fandom's Clown of the Year | Truth Honesty Bisexual | Co-Host of Late to School, an anime watch-cast | He/They | Rebel Scum | The Official Snail of the U.S.

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

emergency abortion for a Black abuse survivor!!!

Hi, my name is Fern. I live in a state where abortion is illegal this is seriously a last resort for me so please share if you can't donate. my friend suggested twitter and tumblr since he's seen other people raise funds here. Last week I made the difficult decision to leave an abusive relationship. I stayed longer than I should because of finances, but now I'm stuck with an unwanted pregnancy. I'm still in school and financially unable to support a child. I asked my parents for help but they are apposed to abortion and are recommending I carry to term but I'm not ready for that. I'm panicking and scared.

I really need help, mostly for getting to and from the nearest location that I can get a surgical abortion done, as it's already too late for me to try the pill method. I tried to do the pill method last week but I didn't make the appointment. At 10 weeks now I'm forced to have a surgical abortion and the nearest location is 4 and a half hours away.

I need help getting there and back since I don't have a reliable vehicle so I might need to pay a friend to drive me. I also need to pay for some of the cost of the abortion, which is around 700.

I will also be using the donations to get this procedure done, and paying for mscellaneous stuff like the gas money, drinks and food for the drive, an oil change probably, and post surgery healing items such as a heating pad, midol, comfort items, pads.. Thank you for taking the time to read this, this is incredibly urgent so please share if you can't donate.

goal: 800 KOFI LINK CASH APP: $scoobysnacks2002 note: I'll also do art commissions (you can check out my style at my insta) but be warned it might take a little while since I'm dealing with this.

i learned that in India, there is a species of giant squirrel that have multicoloured fur, with with varying shades of orange, maroon and purple. Their bodies measure 36in from head to tail – double the size of their grey relatives – and they can leap 20ft between trees (x)

Some more pictures of these funky dudes cause they’re so pretty

Oh, and they’re very cleverly called Indian giant squirrels or Malabar giant squirrels

They look like heat-treated steel!

See?

So basically if you make most creatures a size they're usually not it is wrong in some way. A kobold or maybe even a funny doggy the size a building is just too much. Sure there are instances of it happening but it's rare and a source of much wonder confusion for how that happened. Now a dragon. You can basically make a dragon any size you want and it still makes sense. Is it 1 building big? That's normal. Bigger than a small moon? That's nature baby. A mere 3 grapes tall? Well that little critter makes an awful lot of sense now doesn't it? This is because basically dragons are like fish. you wouldn't dare tell a fish what it can and cant do,that would be absurd. the fish woudlnt even hear you because it is too busy chowing down on an delectable detritus it found. and dont even think of saying that to the dragon cause baby, the dragon is the fish's diner buddy and it's chewing louder than a lawn mower caught over a rock! you really should join in you know,its rude to stare

why is this getting notes

because its true

Dragon, like fish, is a nonsense term that doesnt ACTUALLY mean anything, which is why theyre both able to be anything!

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Weaseling my way out of a one-sided fairy bargain with a masterwork of circuitous logic. The elf-lord congratulates me for my cleverness in a tone of genuine admiration, then immediately stabs me in the face.

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

I need you all to see this actual DeSantis ad that the campaign actually put out

I’ve been waiting for DeSantis to jump on the fact that Trump basically ran in 2016 as neutral on gay and trans issues, I feel like everyone memory-holed that moment (doesn’t help that it didn’t translate into policy at all)

But also this is a really pathetic ad, like this ad only looks cool if you spend 20+ hours a week on right-wing social media. The fashwave-esque aesthetic with phonk playing over a bunch of memes… this would work if you’re trying to get racist 19 year olds to vote for you, but for the retirees and car dealership owners who decide GOP primaries this just looks bizarre

Common tree shrew

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GET HIS ASS

This animal looks fucking FAKE

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the tree shrew is extremely similar in format to the 65 million year old mammals that survived the dinosaurs and their mass extinction to eventually became you and me.  

often referred to as a “living fossil” the little direct physical evidence we have indicates that they have undergone almost no evolutionary changes in at least the last 34 million years. One of gods perfect idiots, no need for revision