high sex while music from the weeknd plays in the background
That awesome moment when your gf calls you and tells you that her parents are going out of town and she will have the house to herself. Off her period too
jesus
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
What it comes down to is
It doesn’t matter how you get stoned, just as long as you’re not hurting anyone else in the process. So stop sending anon hate and just smoke a bowl with me.
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
YES
LOVE
OMFG
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
Do no harm but take no shit
WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE JOKES ON ME AHAHAHAHAAH
Yessss
preach
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved




