infatuated with weird trans girls. rb if you're also a weird trans girl

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

Both. It's both. Both! Both.

I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage

transgender beam

gay lightning

I'm out of spells

"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

GAR SPOTTED!!!

(via @5weetandsaltyme)

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school

god i wish i was making the shit i witness at this place up. my life would be so much easier if i didn’t have to deal with my classmates seriously arguing about fandom discourse in the group project chat

the price you think you're paying by going to art school: tuition, supply costs, etc

the price you're actually paying by going to art school: having to put up with the most brain-rotting terminally online discourse imaginable in real life

I had someone argue with me that it was problematic for me to have watched Frozen with my niece because I was encouraging her to become an emotionally abuse codependent sibling. I'm a senior and I've had someone else doing their senior thesis ask, genuinely, if she was problematic for doing her thesis on domestic abuse, because sometimes domestic abuse effects rich white women and they're privileged, so therefore her doing it on that is racism apologism. I've had to sit there and watch people say "unalive", "SA", "PDF file", and my favorite, "marital relations" (it only happened once but it's really funny) to professors who look at them in total despair.

Hamlet didn't unalive himself, he killed himself. Our Crime Prevention class is discussing sexual assault and pedophiles. The implication of this paper we're reading in Intro To Africana Studies is not about white settlers marrying and having gentle loving monogamous funtimes with slaves, it's about rape.

I genuinely do not see how I'm supposed to take the people around me seriously. How am I supposed to believe you have incredible insights into something you can't bring yourself to say? How am I supposed to look over your rough draft and not cross out the euphemisms and write grown-up words?

And I DO NOT go to art school! I go to Montana State! I'm in redneck country - remember when redneck meant tough enough to at least say words?! Not anymore!

Do you know how stupid I feel that I couldn't figure out that "PDF File" was supposed to be censorship slang for "paedophile"

"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

ok its literally this

this is why, when someone tells me "there are only two sexes, it's basic biology!" my favorite response is to ask "what, you never made it to advanced biology?" like don't load the gun and then hand it to me lmao

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

ok so explanation of horsequest:

9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”

Zelda Heritage Post

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

january 30, 2016

Safe for Work Sasuke and Loadbearing Silver the Hedgehog are our protectors

ok.

This is what that baldurs gate vampire looks like to me

i think we should publicly execute every CEO

Use firefox, install ublock origin as an adblocker. It's the best adblocker, and the only one you should use. And Its developer outright says it works best on firefox, and Mozilla is committed to keeping adblockers working while Google is actively steering chrome and chromium development towards making them impossible with Manifest v3.

Still to combat Youtube adblock-blocking, you need to keep Ublock and its filters updated. Follow the Ublock Origin subreddit for instructions, here is the most recent thread on how to do that.

trans colors AND it has a headphone jack. your SP could never.

so do you remember those 100-in-1 game consoles? this is one of them, but actually good. this can play NES, SNES, GB, GBA, arcade systems, presumably some playstation 1. maybe slightly heavier systems if we are extra lucky. you add games with a micro SD card and the whole process is super easy.

these types of game consoles have really taken off in the past few years and are fantastic for portable gaming without having to use your phone. and it is about fucking time some folding ones got made. if those hinges are sturdy and the build quality is decent this is probably an instant buy for GBA SP enthusiasts. look at it!

Generally speaking a lot of these are Raspberry Pi's running Emulators, which is a perfect art these days, and YOU could make one yourself! I remember one of these, styled after a classic gameboy, that came in pieces for you to screw together!

Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa