David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

your honor i am ​bisexhausted.

Just got an incredibly generous job offer, so naturally I’m passing these vibes to you!

“I will be blessed with a generous job that works for me”

📥💸💻⏰💡🎊💡⏰💻💸📥

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I 🖤 Dolly!

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

birb magician

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When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

I hate this comment most of all lmfao :(

I quote this daily

Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

ted danson as michael in season three of the good place

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding lead actor in a comedy series

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

Stickers // Shadow Art Design on Etsy

have to start marriage counseling with my banjo soon or it's leaving me

interesting post but it fails to mention any of my favorite colors, biomes, or chemicals so i will not be liking or reblogging it at this time. looking forward to the revised edition