mario went on a fun colourful adventure while luigi gets sent to hell or something i dunno
but hey atleast he meets a sexy turtle dragon man that touches his face in a very homosexual way
this is the movie
the thinkers of tomorrow can be found in natural disaster survival on roblox
I suppose I got what was gonna be inevitable when I followed the Skylanders tag
accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney
They really said
i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.
Merry Christmas
The orphans spawn here regularly
I am going to put a SpawnLocation on your dashboards becuase yes :)
Ever seen an upside down iceberg?
Now you have!
tumblrs a. Webbed Site
This is why everyone wanted to tip the iceberg in Club Penguin.
a vampire who spends thousands of years as dust inside a coffin only to wake up in a museum—and decides to keep living there. rent is cheap, security is high, and all the exhibits are protected from UV damage
Night at the Museum
How To Tumblr
1. See nice post on your dash 2. Write a reply 3. Stare at reply (5-10 seconds is ideal) 4. Delete reply 5. Go back to doing nothing
question! difference between ♥️ and ❤️?
♥️ is the grinches heart before and ❤ is his heart afterwards
okay I will accept this answer actually
♥️ influx of oxygen depleted blood from the veins ❤ discharging richly oxygenated blood to the arteries
excellent give me more wrong answers
♥️ is ❤ after a successful weight loss routine
*breaks a video cassette in half over my knee & eats the black crinkly tape w/ my fingers like cotton candy*
it's a Salad (crunchy)
piuququip-deactivated20211217
SD cards are the croutons
The SD even stands for SalaD. They were made for this.
Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces
and I have suggestions!!!
- Knight w/ Machine Gun. Can kill anything within a 3 square radius (no more of that 2-forward-1-to-the-side nosense)
- Archer. normal rook but with a bow & a single arrow, can kill any one piece in its line of sight
- Double Agent. one of your opponent's pieces has been turned; it will do your biding when the time comes
- Landmine. You get to choose one square that blows up if your opponent lands on it
- Nuclear Apocalypse. avoid certain defeat by just flipping over the entire fucking chessboard. just make it rain stupid fucking little wooden castles & horses & shit. tear the board in half with your teeth idgaf
As someone who plays and enjoys chess, I fucking hate this with a burning passion and anyone else I would yell at for this...thing. But since it's from gaud the worst I can do is cringe and reblog. I love chess. I have a passion for it if you will. But this made me so indescribably angry I had to write a reply. I don't do that all the time. But I can't belittle the horrifying creation that is this post because gaud posted it. I physically cannot be mad about this. It's balanced just the way it is! I'm on my fucking knees. I can't be mad at this atrocity that is this post. I leave Tumblr alone for a month and what the fuck
*walks over on my itty bitty cat feet & stares u in the eye as I slowly tip the board over the edge of the counter*
Power move: Double Agent the enemy King