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whilest i don't necessarily support agreeing with condoning endorsement all of the tactics, of "The Joter" aka the Comedy funnyman Jerry Leno, i think we must ought to at least hear him out, on his views

made this in mid-2015, i was just overwreaking a block of hypothetical www-search-query concept-salad to go with this Goohooble propaganda piece i was putting together – yetn't thencebeknownst of me that three years later if i were to see this text out of context & from someone else it would pretty much read as a kinda delirious but largely plausible recollection of what could easily have just been another recent ordinary day's news & i would probably have to look it up for real to be sure about whether it was describing something that had actually happened. (at Trump Tower New York)

ok so I found this selphie from about a week ago which–i swear to god and furthermore would be freely and readily willing to testify to the following under penalty of perjury before Special Prosecutor Robert S Müller III should I be called upon to do so–I had literally no recollection of this photo prior to finding it today, and it's clearly not the sort of shot i could have just taken on a little whim and then forgotten, given how much time i had clearly spent pushing it through a very long chain of retouching techniques sufficient to result in a photo that is actually making me feel *good* about my appearance (as long as i can keep myself pretending that this is something less than an utterly brazen lie about what exactly is my appearance). i'm not intensely alarmed about this since i do have two ongoing sources of memory loss which presumably one or both account for this brain snafu straightforwardly; in the end what really matters is that having this picture does seem to be going a long way toward helping me feel better about the several incidents of the last few weeks in which strangers had addressed me as 'sir' even as i was made-up and shaven and wearing some of my favorite dresses (NOT the masc kind!) and just generally not trying to look anything like a 'sir' just as i haven't at any point for almost 6 years by now (& never exactly tried very hard before either) so OK ANYWAY misgendering makes me mad and in context often fairly confused too & so i'm glad i've found this mysterious obvious forgery i can apparently still manage to identify with and derive positive emotions about myself from, so i think i'm gonna indulge in that for a bit and you are welcome to join me in this if you also feel i am very pretty in at least the most heavily digitally enhanced if not outright fictitious photographs of me, such as this one ! enjoy, but only if you do so in a fully ideologically correct manner, & don't ask for details on what i consider to constitute that because i think i already may have accidentally written a tedious essay-length image caption here and probably most of it's total bullshit that surely no one wants MORE of by now (least of all myself). cheers! (at Flatbush)

just found this zelda menorah i've had for ages but never really learned how to use and kinda forgot about til now! anyone know how in the heck you're supposed to smoke out of this thing???

ah yes helo please do not be alarmed by my alarming appearance, we are from #TheResistance and mean you no harm 😎😎 heres my business card.......uh ok anyway i'll need that back now, sorry..i've only got the 2

just found out that when someone takes a picture of me when i'm not prepared and actually really don't want to be photographed because i'm in pretty bad shape mentally and i'm just trying to inconspicuously go about another busy day's worth of fear and pain and failure i've got planned, then what happens is the one photo they take just looks literally exactly the same as when i'm basically trying my hardest at a selfie that needs to be absurdly overwrought enough to last me at least a couple years. good to know,

wow can you believe this damned nonsense i just found right on my very own hard drive most likely due to my having made it just now

western imperialist/CIA/NASA propaganderola v.s. The trulth... stop letting them do lies to you about comrade iosefina stalina