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Zanahoria

@zanahoriabaila

Reads, beloved fanarts, current fixations, occasional soapbox and some of my photography
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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

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….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

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Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

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(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

Earth is an amazing place.

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Another Typical Fantasy Romance updated!!!

I wish I could own physical copies of this series.... ;_;

If you like bearded men, genre savvy women, and people actually fucking communicating then please read this so that I have other people to talk to with about it.

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

The only valid response to this post.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

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This is Tumblr; we’ve ALL seen what happened to the pineapple. O_O

That’s for werewolves, not the fae!

Gai: bottoms up!

Kakashi: *absently stands up*

The whole bar: wow…I know laughing out loud would get my chest caved in as my spine does it’s best Lightning rod imitation but just know on the inside this made me die of laughter.

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Kuranai, looking at a shirtless kakashi: Where’s your top

Kakashi: fire and wind natured studen-

Genma, already halfway out the window and preparing to run for his life: Guy is out on a mission

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Anonymous asked:

I was trying to think of drama to add to the sugar baby au: Uchiha style for my favorite au builders to rotate in their beautiful brains but I got nothing.

My only thought is that Naruto is still an orphan, sasuke is a mean fucker, and some of Naruto’s traumas are directly related to an unnamed friend (100% sasuke) that kinda treats him like shit.

I mean I definitely was thinking of, for lack of a better term, a Toxic Teenage Girl Friendship™️ between Sasuke and Naruto where a lot of issues stem for Naruto at least. And after Sasuke went to college and Naruto went to working as many jobs as he could get without dropping dead from exhaustion or getting Sakura (in medical school and 98% of Naruto’s self care) to drag him to the hospital kicking and screaming Naruto is barely making ends meet and is struggling ti keep his head above water so Sakura (who is well off ish but really doesn’t want to deal with med school loans/be reliant on her parents who are less than thrilled she’s didn’t pick something more “ladylike”) offers the safe site she has already personally vetted.

When it finally comes out who Fugaku is related to Sakura laughs so hard Naruto is pretty sure she’s going to pop a blood vessel and orders the biggest and cheapest bottle of wine for them to split while they figure out a plan of attack.

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Wait a goddamn minute. Do you know what this means?

Naruto: oh yeah! My old friend always talks about how dumb I am and refers to me as “idiot” instead of my name. But he’s really great!
Fugaku: where are this boys parents? I would never tolerate that in my kids. I mean he sounds like a complete bastard! Do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because I’ll totally KILL THAT GUY FOR YOU?
- - - one major reveal later
Fugaku: oh I fucked up. I fucked up bad.
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Fugaku grappling with the fact that one of his kids is very much an asshole at the some time as he’s grappling with the idea that his new lover is his youngest son’s friend/victim and he some how has to salvage that

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What fucks me up is if Obito and Rin had lived and Minato and Kushina still died there wouldn’t have been a force on earth keeping Team Minato from raising Naruto at all of like fifteen.

They would have given him the best childhood full of love and laughter.

Obito walking through the market with a giggling toddler on his shoulder.

Rin making him a scarf to match Kakashi’s old one. All three of them coo at how adorable Naruto looks when he wears it.

Kakashi teaching Naruto that his friends, his family, always come before his mission. That no one he loves is left behind. And Naruto looking up at him with wide blue eyes hanging off his every word.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.